Muffins! @MuffinCompiler

Declare variables, not war. Research Software Engineer @ UHH, Germany. Weather enthusiast. Dorfkind. muffincompiler.de 🌎, sometimes Azeroth Joined October 2013

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georgie @georgsoup

4 weeks ago

just sold my bed because i realized i’m awake for most of the day

U.S. Department of Energy @ENERGY

4 weeks ago

just sold my bed because i realized i’m awake for most of the day

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Every man's worse nightmare came true for me today. For years I've accumulated all the cables I've ever had into a drawer-- you know the drawer. After years of collecting dust, I finally convinced myself I could throw away my VGA cables. A few months later, I need a VGA cable.

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Mike Bird @Birdyword

a year ago

I love the togetherness of the Olympics. Whatever our differences, we can all bind together to watch THIS CONTENT NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR REGION. Who could forget the race for gold in THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN REMOVED IN RESPONSE TO A REPORT FROM THE COPYRIGHT HOLDER

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Paddy @PaddyArsenal

a year ago

I don’t speak German but those first four words are concerning

FC Bayern News @iMiaSanMia_GER

a year ago

I don’t speak German but those first four words are concerning

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Jules @Jules1Youtube

a year ago

Ich esse auch am liebsten die Windmühle

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Chess.com @chesscom

a year ago

you're welcome everyone 👍

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E L H O T Z O @elhotzo

a year ago

Sir, ein Junggesellenabschied hat soeben unseren Bahnwagon betreten

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json (dadtime) @JsonBasedman

2 years ago

Software engineers on their knees, crying, throwing up

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🏳️‍⚧️Graph Crimes🏳️‍🌈 @GraphCrimes

2 years ago

What is going on here

Joshua Minsoo Kim @misterminsoo

2 years ago

What is going on here

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E L H O T Z O @elhotzo

2 years ago

in jedem Arbeitsvertrag sollte stehen, dass man jährlich 3-4 Tage zuhause bleiben darf, wenn sich das Bett gerade wirklich sehr kuschlig anfühlt

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depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki

2 years ago

The "Ship of Theseus" article has been edited 1792 times since it was created in July of 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article (seen below) remain.

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The Moisrex @the_moisrex

2 years ago

Oh wow, this joke is actually true! 🙃

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E L H O T Z O @elhotzo

2 years ago

Klar, warum sollten auch mehr als 15% des Tages mir gehören, das ist normal und gut und niemand kann was dafür

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Danielle Fong 🔆 @DanielleFong

2 years ago

good summary about the floaty rock drama so far “if you’re not following LK99, you’re missing out on the most fun thing happening or the internet now. Feels like the old internet.” reddit.com/r/redscarepod/…

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Opera GX @operagxofficial

2 years ago

Damn that’s crazy, here’s a list of great games on Steam under $15 Stardew Valley The Henry Stickmin Collection South Park: The Stick of Truth Resident Evil 2 The Witcher III Ori and the Will of the Wisps Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy Sid Meier’s Civ V Far Away Enter the…

Naeri X 나에리 @OverwatchNaeri

2 years ago

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non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder

2 years ago

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Hussein Nasser @hnasr

2 years ago

What is the difference between the two urls? one has an @ and one doesn't. But also the first downloads version 15 of postgres from GitHub and the second one resolves to v15 dot zip domain which can also downloads a zip file that sure doesn't have postgres in it. You see,…

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non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder

2 years ago

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Michael Mack @MichaelMack

3 years ago

⚡Welcome to the electric age! ⚡ The animated onride video of our future new roller coaster is available on #VEEJOY! 👉 bit.ly/Onride2024 You will surely be as impressed as I am by all the inversions and special elements imagined by @mackridescom! It will be thrilling!

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Danijel Višević @visevic

3 years ago

Hat mich sehr zum Nachdenken gebracht dieser Satz von Eckart von Hirschhausen: "Es ist schwer ehrenamtlich die Welt zu retten, wenn Andere sie hauptberuflich zerstören."