Murphy @MurphyOfMercia
English by the grace of God In your head Joined December 2019-
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£175,000 lads. In a country that's smashing us on wages aswell. The market here is fucked.
£175,000 lads. In a country that's smashing us on wages aswell. The market here is fucked.
Fuck off
It's strange how openly they'll show their war crimes and yet no one bats an eye about it in the west.
It's strange how openly they'll show their war crimes and yet no one bats an eye about it in the west.
Yours for just £250. A lot cheaper than the P1000 at £1000. Also better magnification and increased aperture. I miss smart conspiracy theorists.
Yours for just £250. A lot cheaper than the P1000 at £1000. Also better magnification and increased aperture. I miss smart conspiracy theorists. https://t.co/vmQmRomsia
Front page of the BBC news website. They wonder why we do not wish to pay
Start beating your children when required. This is what happens when you don't
Start beating your children when required. This is what happens when you don't
The world's increasing energy in domestic markets whilst Europe is restricting it. This is the result. You can not have a high value country without intensive energy.
The world's increasing energy in domestic markets whilst Europe is restricting it. This is the result. You can not have a high value country without intensive energy.
Reminds me of going to Arras on the 100th anniversary of my great great grandfather being killed on the front lines in WW1. Coachload of us went to the grave for it. That night went into town and I got jumped by three blokes outside a bar because " No angleterre"
I'm doubling down on this guess. I have lost £50 on 888 already today so it's not a dead cert.
Now what these officers need to understand/be trained on is that as soon as he hits the floor after that taser if 3 of you continually baton strike him he can't reach for the knife because instinctively he'll be trying to protect his head/body.
Pronouns in bio? - ✅️ Journalist? - ✅️ Cyclist?- ✅️ Complete melt ? - ✅️
Pronouns in bio? - ✅️ Journalist? - ✅️ Cyclist?- ✅️ Complete melt ? - ✅️
Imagine thinking that's a real empire 🇬🇧
Imagine thinking that's a real empire 🇬🇧
The empire strikes back
You don't hear the word "blouse" these days do you?
Laughs in Elon Musk.
Taxi for Yousaf! #HumzaYousaf #HumzaYouseless
Just out on a dog wall and noticed something. Why the hell would you get a border collie if you live in a flat ?
taking out Jabba's Sail Barge from Star Wars with a couple coolers of ice old beers and some bluntts would go crazy hard right now
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Don’t ever ask me to respect these kids or the people who created them.
Sorry but a cop slaughtering a bunch of dangerously retarded kids in a stolen SUV by teeing them up and batting them into a pole at high speeds is objectively pretty funny.
Four teenagers including high school football star aged 14 to 16 are killed in horror crash after cop cruiser used PIT maneuver to stop them speeding at 111mph - as horrifying photos show their mangled wreckage trib.al/OWHoobc
@MarkHamill Chewfuckinbacca would do a better job.
@KbecKev @WarbieSon Embarrassing asking this when most of your followers are Brits
Cafe on Omaha beach freed by Allies on D-Day slammed for refusing to serve British soldiers 'because they are English' lbc.co.uk/news/cafe-on-o…
@GrahamFleming_ Good thing I never charged anybody for those videos 😅
Looks like an NFL line Backer. They don’t call her BiG MIKE for nothing.
What do you notice about this picture of Michelle Obama?
A man asked me today if my car is a chick magnet and I am not sure how to tell him
@TribridPack @Ye_Olde_Holborn @revpaulwhite Stephen Hawking had 3 jobs. You need to try harder
You walked outside a football ground with a light bulb up your arse
What kind of world are we living in where these freaks think it’s perfectly okay to record women in public?🤬
Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
Not quite the flex he thought it was, eh.
I’m 6 feet 2 inches tall and I can go through my Cybertruck like a tunnel
@jackfifield I can't because that's not my situation and nor is it yours, so you have no credibility. This just reads as a huge overreaction to a minor inconvenience of correcting an admin error by the establishment who employed the people who diagnosed your potentially...
The United States invented a portable sun that can be delivered by aircraft
Japan after 1942 was unstoppable, how did they fumble so hard
Shirt- white, podium- white, door- white. No wonder he resigned 🤣
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