Pin cushion ⚰️ @MyZephyrPhoenix

Sun Cancer moon Capricorn Ascendent Libra Karma plays favorites, so will I. California Joined February 2017

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ELLE Magazine (US) @ELLEmagazine

6 years ago

Selena Gomez Looked Straight Out of a Teen Movie for Julia Michaels' '90s Prom Party ellemag.co/qtphhvx

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The Office on Peacock @theofficetv

6 years ago

Friendly reminder: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration, paid $1000 just to hug his wife.

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6 years ago

2 years of nursing feels like forever. Baby 1 stopped week before 2. Baby 2 wtf y u still nursing?? These are minedammit lemme live! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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kyle cL @kycarrerolopez

6 years ago

my only fitness goal is to have the core strength required to do molly’s clock routine from the big comfy couch

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Boze the Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze

6 years ago

quietly ending a three-day fast: • boring • anti-climactic merrily yelling “look’s like meat’s back on the menu, boys!!!”: • exciting • demonstrates joy in partaking of the material pleasures of this world • Uruk-Hai vibes

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Doth @DothTheDoth

6 years ago

I like my women like my ancient spiral staircases, curvy & can send me straight to hell.

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NIKKI LIPSTICK @nikkilipstick

6 years ago

✨🖤🎀 Girls are GODS 🎀🖤✨

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Pin cushion ⚰️ @MyZephyrPhoenix

6 years ago

Holiday plans: Bewitching a man into fixing things in my house, lure him into my kitchen, and feed him to my young.

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6 years ago

You’ve put him under some sexual spell. I can respect that; but Debbie...pastels?

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6 years ago

I used to think I was crazy, now I know I’m just apart of the Truman show and everyone is a liar

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6 years ago

The most excited Pugsley has ever been

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Boze the Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze

6 years ago

my twitter circle seems to mostly be “old souls who grew up reading Matilda and Nancy Drew and yearning for kindred spirits and puffy sleeves and still think that if they find the right wardrobe they might stumble into Narnia.”

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Pin cushion ⚰️ @MyZephyrPhoenix

6 years ago

Fun story; momlife can mean working your ass off for a higher education, popping out kids, and carrying a steady job that is still somehow overshadowed by husband’s which hes paid more for despite a hs diploma or willingness to hustle like you.