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The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Joined August 2011-
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After 8 years of Jurgen's Lovable Reds ... part of me is ready for us to pivot to becoming a proper villain hellbent on shithousing the holy mess out of every side we face. If Slot is the pick, let's roll him out full Harkonnen style and shave every head in the squad ...
They do not deserve to play the last four League matches with their names on the back of the shirts. Just numbers for the rest of the year. And maybe next.
Quansah, Endo, Gomez, and Kostas? Those are 4 of our 5 changes in a must-win, must-comeback Derby. Too old for shit.
On the bright side, we are a lot funnier when we're shit. So we got that going for us.
This is like watching John Wick in reverse. LFC starting out like a badass, dropping folks like 3rd period French, and then it just ends with Jordan Pickford killing our puppy and stealing our car.
Genuinely missing those sweet sweet Milner, Henderson and Lallana midfield days.
Cancel the Anfield Kids Parade. Cancel the cute Sponsor Skits. Cancel the Preseason Bike Rides. Cancel the Mo Thirst Traps.
Enough lallygagging. Harvey, Danns, Bobby Clark. Give it to the Yutes.
What the everlasting fuck, @peacock?!?!? Commercials during the match telecast?!?!?! Are you out of your dickhead minds?!? !
Is there enough injury time to see if Cody can catch a quick cab over for the last 15-20?
Been waiting for weeks for this team to pull their head out of their asses to just look at these mediocre teams dead in the eye and say ....
Huge let off(sides). But seriously, guys. Can we actually fucking not do the 3-1 shenanigans? I'm tired.
Please open your hymnals to page 42 and join me in singing, "Beat the Dross. Win the League."
Big moment in history this ... probably a Top 3 LFC Twitter memory. Up there with Brenzie's Praline bit.
Big moment in history this ... probably a Top 3 LFC Twitter memory. Up there with Brenzie's Praline bit.
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I’ve done a lot of work on myself & my mental health and I’m ready to be hurt again. [I’m watching Liverpool play football.]
It’s Aug. 1, 2023. I’m told that Liverpool will be playing on April 21 with a chance to go level on points with Arsenal on top. The midfield will be Wataru Endo, Ryan Gravenberch and Harvey Elliott.
Made it to 18 years cancer-free — my second life — today. This past year has been a profound one, my life expanded and enriched in ways I never imagined, and it all began on that first day of knowing I could live. Love to everyone. Keep fighting ❤️
much happier to celebrate how great it’s been to experience klopp at liverpool than to pivot to **focus on what’s best for the future of the club** like anyone gives a shit get fucked if this period hasn’t been the most fun you’ve had in 20 years as a liverpool supporter
I have said a million times that beautiful failures are sports at its best so how the fuck am I not gonna love this Liverpool
Big performance tonight Reds. Whatever the outcome let’s end this season with a bang, not a whimper. Heavy metal football from the off. #LFC.
TEARS IN MY EYES!!! 😂