Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker
Fat guy who knows C++. Hire me to replace @HipsterHacker's code with a set of very small shell scripts. medriscoll.com/post/911739623… Third cubicle on the right. Joined April 2011-
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Neckbeard Hacker retweeted
Clean Code is the sign of a project misspent.
FRIENDSHIP ended with StackOverflow 😔 NOW ChatGPT is my BEST Friend 😎
First U2 now this
send this one back to the writers' room, twitter final season is getting too far off the ranch
send this one back to the writers' room, twitter final season is getting too far off the ranch
Remember when UML round trip code generation put us all out of work? Me neither.
Neckbeard Hacker retweeted
@NeckbeardHacker That's what they call a short squeeze I guess
And I just opened my savings account with SVB, too. I guess this means I'm not getting that free Juicero?
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this guy gets it
Should I switch from emacs to vi? I will abide by the outcome.
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Good thing you can just "build twitter in a weekend" (side note: I get all my architecture opinions from hacker news)
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