Neil @NeilPatts

I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot Joined February 2012

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Neil @NeilPatts

5 months ago

Sometimes, I wish I could cut my own hair.

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Neil @NeilPatts

6 months ago

My favorite part about moving to a new home is taping the moving boxes together

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Neil @NeilPatts

7 months ago

I love roman coins

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Neil @NeilPatts

7 months ago

Instead of food today, I'm just going to have coffee

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Neil @NeilPatts

7 months ago

I live each and every day for my first cup of coffee

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Neil @NeilPatts

7 months ago

I always accept cookies

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Neil @NeilPatts

7 months ago

I would rather learn Japanese than build muscles, thats why I watch anime while I ride the exercise bike

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Neil @NeilPatts

7 months ago

Do they call him Bad Bunny in Spanish too? Or is there a Spanish name?

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Neil @NeilPatts

8 months ago

My dentist office would be called Big Babies Dentistry, and we'd load you up with benzodiazapenes the second you walk through the front door.

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Neil @NeilPatts

10 months ago

.@LaykoldCourts I think this is my favorite job we did this year.

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Neil @NeilPatts

11 months ago

I would rather be peppered sprayed than ever have any dental work done

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NWS Grand Rapids @NWSGrandRapids

2 years ago

Over the next few days, southern Michigan (near and south of I-94) will be colder than up north. Air from Indiana will sneak into southern Michigan without crossing the warmer waters of Lake Michigan. Temperatures there will be in the single digits Sunday through Tuesday.