🦎 SwampLizard🦎 @NeuroLizard

My banned acct (@discotempojazz)'s sequel. SwampLizard @ the Bluesky place. https://t.co/dyC32P0KLe Joined April 2023

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🦎 SwampLizard🦎 @NeuroLizard

11 months ago

Is the media being biased, or is it simply that republicans are objectively shit

MRC NewsBusters @newsbusters

11 months ago

Is the media being biased, or is it simply that republicans are objectively shit

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🦎 SwampLizard🦎 @NeuroLizard

11 months ago

This should be the main takeaway from the election

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I’ll resub to the Washington Post when Bezos gives it up. Right now, I can’t trust it’ll have the independence to report in a clear and unbiased way about the Trump administration, and I feel like further enriching Bezos only gives him more resources to use against us.

Will Saletan @saletan

11 months ago

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🦎 SwampLizard🦎 @NeuroLizard

11 months ago

Following the theme of his campaign, Trump urges supporters to keep being online

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

11 months ago

Following the theme of his campaign, Trump urges supporters to keep being online

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🦎 SwampLizard🦎 @NeuroLizard

11 months ago

If Trump loses, that comedian is going to need protective custody lol

David Frum @davidfrum

11 months ago

If Trump loses, that comedian is going to need protective custody lol

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🦎 SwampLizard🦎 @NeuroLizard

11 months ago

That squirrel died for its political beliefs and you all are laughing.

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🦎 SwampLizard🦎 @NeuroLizard

11 months ago

Media bandwidth can’t handle two oppositely polarized garbage-based stories in the same month.

Jon Favreau @jonfavs

11 months ago

Media bandwidth can’t handle two oppositely polarized garbage-based stories in the same month.

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🦎 SwampLizard🦎 @NeuroLizard

11 months ago

When you cross the event horizon of a black hole you actually wind up in the psychedelic Netherlands water slide

Massimo @Rainmaker1973

11 months ago

When you cross the event horizon of a black hole you actually wind up in the psychedelic Netherlands water slide

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🦎 SwampLizard🦎 @NeuroLizard

11 months ago

Haha, who said that! That's a great point. Who said that? Where are ya, you rascal? Who said that? Seriously, where are you? Show your face. Who said that? I want to see who said that

Acyn @Acyn

11 months ago

Haha, who said that! That's a great point. Who said that? Where are ya, you rascal? Who said that? Seriously, where are you? Show your face. Who said that? I want to see who said that

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🦎 SwampLizard🦎 @NeuroLizard

11 months ago

Any way we could get John Ralston @RalstonReports to update his blog every 15 minutes like the National Weather Service

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🦎 SwampLizard🦎 @NeuroLizard

11 months ago

“As well as many people who aren’t on the stage”

Kamala HQ @KamalaHQ

11 months ago

“As well as many people who aren’t on the stage”

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🦎 SwampLizard🦎 @NeuroLizard

11 months ago

Wanna train my dog to hit the “yes I’m still watching Netflix” button for when I leave her home alone

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🦎 SwampLizard🦎 @NeuroLizard

11 months ago

Being a young male so horny you want to deport people is a microcosm of the 2024 US election

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🦎 SwampLizard🦎 @NeuroLizard

11 months ago

Or back to collecting journalists and trying to fuck roadkill. You never really know with this guy

Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson

11 months ago

Or back to collecting journalists and trying to fuck roadkill. You never really know with this guy

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🦎 SwampLizard🦎 @NeuroLizard

11 months ago

🤔

Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker

11 months ago

🤔 https://t.co/BezqQwD6PG

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🦎 SwampLizard🦎 @NeuroLizard

11 months ago

And the reason that they’re all suddenly “finding Jesus” to “save civilization” is not because they suddenly love their neighbors, it’s because religion is a socially-acceptable vector for saying men are divinely entitled to being served by women. That’s what all of this is.

Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6

12 months ago

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🦎 SwampLizard🦎 @NeuroLizard

12 months ago

No. This is him trying to be normal. He still full-heartedly believes he’s a lucid genius. He has the self-awareness of a mossy stone in which the moss is dead.

Dana Goldberg @DGComedy

12 months ago

No. This is him trying to be normal. He still full-heartedly believes he’s a lucid genius. He has the self-awareness of a mossy stone in which the moss is dead.