nut @Neut__
I’m like giving a toddler adderall, a bad idea but like you know you want to. Joined October 2014-
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Government: *Declares Martial Law* Everyone else: omg this is so scary Me: *puts on youth large Gi with stars on the collar* Anyone want Chinese food? *tightens black belt from 8 years ago* I’m in the mood for some, chop suey
I know my bitches not by name but by their flavor juul pods
I gave her my hoodie she gave me chlamydia
Dad, how long has it been since you replaced mom with a trash bag full of yogurt?
Witnessed a man come through the my dorm’s movie night in the student lounge just to get a single bag of rold gold pretzels from the vending machine and leave and I don’t understand why I’m crying
Dentist: *stabs my gums with fury* Me:*Bleeds profusely* Dentist: you’re bleeding because you don’t floss
Having a kid is like eating a pizza lunchable in bed, it’s messy, you think you might regret it later and the money spent daily adds up but you always smile and look back on what a beautiful experience it was
My dog kicked me in the face while sleeping and I’m wondering if a simple sit down and talk session might be fruitful any recommendations?
I love when my dog makes eye contact with me, farts enough to make my eyes water and walks away with the satisfaction of a man being acquitted from murder he knows he committed
I wish there was an option for “Do you want the overtired minimum wage worker to drown your smoothie in graham cracker crumbs?” at wawa so I could politely decline the opportunity
Oh god why @i_smell_toast_
9 Followers 6 Following I love glue🤤This account is run by a parent/guardian @Neut__
Grace McLaughlin @gracejmcl
7 Followers 11 Following
Shanahan Jesus @JesusShanahan
7 Followers 104 Following Coming at ya live from the theology department, sorry my tunic isn’t from Flynn and O’Hara. DM if you need a god-friend, I think you’re all chastractive.
Sarah Ann @s_fertal
19 Followers 146 Following
tristan @tdibby13
88 Followers 354 Following philly grad student that flings discs and plays magic cards
BSHS FINE ARTS @bshsfinearts
46 Followers 99 Following This twitter account services the purpose of keeping everyone informed on the latest things happening in the Bishop Shanahan Fine Arts wing.
Shanahan Golf @ShannyGolf
82 Followers 208 Following Coaches: Kauffmann and Lovenguth Chesmont National
anti wb proposals @antiwinterball
13 Followers 166 Following tweetin out the 411 on winter ball proposals
Amy @pcamyv
5 Followers 25 Following
SuperMega Facts® @SuperMegaFax
4K Followers 16 Following Your source for completely factual information regarding the boys from the highly successful Let's Play channel, StupidMotherfuckers.
O.J. Simpson @TheRealOJ32
790K Followers 52 Following Hello Twitter World, It’s Yours Truly. If you don’t see it here, I didn’t say it.
Matt "Matt" Watson @matthwatson
416K Followers 2K Following the sickly looking fella from @supermega. I also make music for at-risk youth (coming soon).
Rav (ON TOUR) @iamRav
34K Followers 2K Following GET YOUR TICKETS AT https://t.co/YjdDRCb7wl | independent rapper | exociety head of guild | he/him | Contact: [email protected] | exo |
SuperMega @supermega
269K Followers 360 Following Pickup artists / Funny Brothers / "Matt & Ryan From SuperMega" / page run by Darwin (@NintendoGCN) and Matt
Philip Swift @philswiftontv
91K Followers 218 Following Inventor, CEO & spokesman for @getflexseal I like to break stuff and fix it! 😎
Flex Seal @GetFlexSeal
132K Followers 2 Following Fill every crevice in your home with new expansive Flex Foam
Oh god why @i_smell_toast_
9 Followers 6 Following I love glue🤤This account is run by a parent/guardian @Neut__
Austin Eruption @AustinEruption
13K Followers 482 Following A Real Life 3.0/10 https://t.co/TzT60WYnD5 Business Email - [email protected]
Frank Heffley @FranklinHeffley
57K Followers 16 Following I am the father of Rodrick, Gregory, and Manny Heffley. I love to reenact the civil war and I hate teenagers! -parody account-
Grace McLaughlin @gracejmcl
7 Followers 11 Following
Sarah Ann @s_fertal
19 Followers 146 Following
jake likes onions @jakelikesonions
56K Followers 205 Following internet comic man specializing in baggy eyes & human viscera
Megan Anderson @MegAnderson731
94 Followers 872 Following today is never too late to be brand new (she/her)
tristan @tdibby13
88 Followers 354 Following philly grad student that flings discs and plays magic cards
BSHS FINE ARTS @bshsfinearts
46 Followers 99 Following This twitter account services the purpose of keeping everyone informed on the latest things happening in the Bishop Shanahan Fine Arts wing.
Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys
317K Followers 0 Following Officially, I have nothing to do with arby's. Unofficially, everything is nothing. Eat Arby's
Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica
15.8M Followers 230 Following Welcome to the official Nintendo of America X account, where you'll find the latest Nintendo news! For ESRB ratings go to https://t.co/m7hrBqtrpz.
Arin Hanson @egoraptor
953K Followers 4K Following Host of @gamegrumps. 1/3 @starbomb. CoFounder DCVLive. Head Writer @gameoverse. Voice Actor of the weirdos in my banner. Icon @emustim VO Rep: DPT
Game Grumps @GameGrumps
1.9M Followers 254 Following we play games badly and you can't stop us | MERCH ✉️: [email protected]
JonTron @JonTronShow
2.9M Followers 105 Following “I’ve got a fever, and the only cure is more uploads.” - the general public / https://t.co/Bh0iO5vpVT / Business Inquiries: [email protected]
Amy @pcamyv
5 Followers 25 Following
Katie Van @ktvneut
152 Followers 158 Following My two favorite things in life are coffee and Taylor SwiftYou might like
