Shane Michael @NoLessonPlan
Educator/ Entertainer/ Child-tamer Scarborough Joined June 2012-
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i have 138 connections, that means 3 peoples deleted me.
The point of Twitter still eludes me. I'm barely interested in what I have to say, why should random people on the internet care?
@EDLTrobinson If you want to make an arse of yourself on UK TV that's fine, but don't go tarring the whole country in front of the yanks :-/
@PeterMerrickUK you can't get into a primary school either. I wonder if the two are linked?
I think I've discovered why I dislike twitter, I like to be a lot more subtle in my narcissism and this thing just screams *LOVE ME*
This is dreadful thusfar. You'd've thought they'd've learned from McCartney's inability to sing not to drag Madness into the fray.
@shawn_pyfrom I'm trying to teach my class of 7-year-olds Starálfur... it's not going well.
Eeh bah gum! 'Appy Yorkshire day, cyockers! Get thi sen some brahn bread fuh tha's breakfust un tha shan't want fuh nowt till thas tea.
"Dear Mr. Hicks, I can't wait for you to be my teacher in September. Please shave your beard and wear more appropriate socks. Love, [child]"
@semih_demirag Still as maudlin as ever? Smile, Demmyrag, it doesn't hurt...
Alan Turing helped win WW2, invented computer science, was tortured by the state and all he gets is a Google doodle? Put him on the tenner!
@daviddibbs @indiegogo I managed 42 seconds. The teacher in me is fucking livid.
I've been playing my class Arcade Fire all day. I'm playing it until the little philistines like it.
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@semih_demirag Star crossed lovers, dear.
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In a spectacular show of irony, the dog has taken it upon himself to eat my lesson plan.
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