Ex-Tweep @NormalExTweep
Left Twitter to spend more time complaining about Twitter Joined November 2015-
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Still waiting for the right moment to drink my #fledglingwine
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Ok, I've had my fill on schadenfreude, @twitter, time to go kick some ass.
Hey @NormalTweepGuy, let's get lunch this week. Mind if I bring some of my new coworkers? Oh, yeah, so happy at my new job. You looking?
ProTip: You can still get @learnontheloo from learnontheloo.com
My jobs and my romances always feel so exciting at the infatuation stage, compared to my previous one, where I'd learned all the flaws.
.@MergeConflict is way better at this Ex-Tweep thing than me.
OMG stop changing the product! We NEVER changed anything at twitter when I worked there, and if we did it was for the better.
No meeting Thursday! #staycation #funemployment
I've got my finger on the pulse of the tech investment sector! So vindicated that I sold my $TWTR stock before today's arbitrary drop.
.@niccaluim Yep, Twitter's just not as fun to work at without the constant outages and the monorail.
Haha what do I do with all these old tee shirts!?
Gotta adjust to finding my own lunch. #foodisexpensive
Swiped a Nalgene and a stroopwafel on the way out! #cantfireme
Hey we're doing drinks at Oddjob at 3pm, because I can drink at 3pm now and you probably shouldn't.
Turning in my badge and gun! This has been the best experience in my career, which is why I need to leave it.
Yao Yue 岳峣 @thinkingfish
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@[email protected] @zkiehl
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at slyphon 🫡 @slyphon
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P. Oscar Boykin @posco
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Nick Morgan (parody) @skilldrick
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ttl @maybettl
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The Algorithm aka bfd... @bfd
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@[email protected]... @dschonbe
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Amy Saper @amy
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Ajeenkya Bhatalkar @Ajeenkya
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Niki 🚴♀️ �... @nikilustig
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Reza 🄻🄾🅃🅄... @rlotun
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Diego Puppin @diegoppp
393 Followers 812 Following Running the 2025 Boston Marathon to support the youth programs of YMCA. Please help my fundraiser.
so king wai @836fde300dfe434
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Natalie @Natalie12515044
1 Followers 16 Following
Luis Lopez @LuisLop99074435
0 Followers 27 Following
Harold Fox @fox_harold
179 Followers 1K Following Just trying to read some funny tweets before it all goes away.
Wenchang Zhou @zhou153
267 Followers 253 Following
at slyphon 🫡 @slyphon
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mazdak hashemi ✊ @mazdakh
9K Followers 173 Following chasing the Wind. watched a Survivor, riding with Heroes and growing with a Fighter.
P. Oscar Boykin @posco
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Nick Morgan (parody) @skilldrick
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Adam Messinger @adam_messinger
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wilhelm @wil
12K Followers 1K Following in the time of chimpanzees i was a monkey ::: 💻📓📷📽🏜⛰🚲🏍🚘👽🌈 ::: he/him
𝓖𝓵𝓮𝓷 𝓓... @9len
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Evan Meagher @evanm
2K Followers 622 Following I write software for a living, but mostly wish I was running in the woods. My last name rhymes with “car”.
Jeff Hodges @jmhodges
8K Followers 818 Following I like to be called Jeff. (he/him) https://t.co/dNywGctNVP on Bluesky / [email protected] on Fediverse
@[email protected] @jco
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Normal Tweep Guy @NormalTweepGuy
508 Followers 2 Following Work at @twitter. Love my job, my family, and my dog! Check out my soup reviews at @BiasToSoup
@[email protected]... @siggy
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8K Followers 677 Following Engineering Leadership and Strategy Consultant | Sports Coach (L1 RRCA, USATF, USAT, L3 USMS, USAS ADM AG) | CPT | VDot
Galen @gln
2K Followers 199 Following Twitter is making me unhappy so I'm taking a break. Pics and stuff here: https://t.co/AzjbOK6GEt
Guy Dickinson @gdickinson
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Yuri Schimke @yschimke
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James Waldrop @HiveTheory
2K Followers 489 Following @Fitbit ➡️ @Google. Ex-{@TwitterEng, @SalesforceEng}, with background in scalability, developer tooling, and crazy.
adam bane @BiasToAnarchy
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Peter Morelli @pmorelli
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dick costolo @dickc
1.4M Followers 744 Following
Peter Seibel @peterseibel
8K Followers 3K Following monodirectional time traveler. sometimes I use my words. he/him
mark mcbride (parody) @mccv
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Jake Donham / @jakedo... @jakedonham
723 Followers 97 Following free and restless, growing and full of hope. see @jaked_again for computer tweets, @[email protected] for unguarded ejaculations
Avi Bryant @avibryant
11K Followers 1K Following Taking a break from the hellsite. Find me on Signal.
Dmitriy Ryaboy 🇺�... @squarecog
9K Followers 1K Following VP Eng. Recovering data engineer. Co-author of @MissingReadme. Plays with swords. Helped build this stupid place, long ago.
Johan Oskarsson @skr
5K Followers 1K Following Eng at Slack. Ex Twitter/Last.fm/Fig/Zipkin. Still Swedish tho. Hobby radio show: https://t.co/0HW5SSeR9i
matt knox @mattknox
7K Followers 879 Following "mysterious kilted wind", ask 1st qs, end awk pauses. ex-tweep, snoo, love to help people, especially technologists. Actively angel investing/advising.
David Loftesness @dloft
3K Followers 865 Following Taking a break from managing eng orgs to write code at Nitid. Formerly eero, Amazon, Twitter, Xmarks. Author of @scalingteams.
Arya @a_a
3K Followers 350 Following
William Morgan @wm
7K Followers 941 Following Twitter was a huge part of my life for 15+ years, but all I loved about it is long gone. Farewell, tweeps. As of Oct 2024 I'm off to bluer skies.Trends for United States
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