berk d. demir @bd
HTTP/1.1 410 Gone Threads: https://t.co/VjmIkXc2sW bdd.fi menlo park, ca Joined June 2007-
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This really makes me want to take a pay cut to work for the government
This really makes me want to take a pay cut to work for the government
berk d. demir retweeted
I am thankful for those who believed in me before I believed in myself
berk d. demir retweeted
On my flight today I woke up from a nap & an attendant was walking down the aisle holding a pug, saying “we found this pug. Whose pug is this??” And for 3 hours we all just took turns holding the mystery pug until a verrrry stoned man in the last row woke up & was like “Roscoe?!”
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S3 seems like a pretty simple app. I mean, how hard is PUT and GET? Shouldn't need more than 4 to 6 engineers to maintain.
uhm. using a badge post _from 2016_ was a bad choice for the sentiment i wanted to relay. i took the easier way out back then. contributed relatively little to many legends who had to leave their life's work because of this petulant prick.
right... this strategy worked out so well for companies who relatively had infinite coffers and absolutely unfettered access to talent.
right... this strategy worked out so well for companies who relatively had infinite coffers and absolutely unfettered access to talent.
had damn good coffee. #ode_to_twitter_1_0
sports ruled everything around availability. #ode_to_twitter_1_0
had extraordinary and colorful talent. #ode_to_twitter_1_0
berk d. demir retweeted
in memoriam, VM-526. /cc @stevegury @ksrenev @kdspaul @bitbckt
i need to get back home. my dog is probably hungry. menlo park pd, please get ahold of this situation.
i need to get back home. my dog is probably hungry. menlo park pd, please get ahold of this situation.
a perfectly normal thing to do. all hardcore companies i know of participate in this exercise fortnightly.
a perfectly normal thing to do. all hardcore companies i know of participate in this exercise fortnightly.
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Twitter 1.0 *was* hardcore engineering and more. It was giving your company more than 40 hours a week not because it was expected, but because they treated us like adults, with respect. They gave us a mission and the autonomy and ownership to contribute to it as best we could.
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yet another @bestofdyingtwit crossover
Today was my last day of employment. After 25 years of having to play by the rules of corporate PR, I'm now at liberty to give my honest take: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
@matthew_d_green Not just leo but outlets like nytimes
Facebook: *improves CSAM detection* Law enforcement: there is an epidemic of CSAM on this network! You had better work harder. Facebook: *improves CSAM detection even more* Law enforcement: the exponential increase in CSAM proves that Facebook is clearly negligent.
And little sister Zoe says hi too. Her older brothers are super excited. 🥰 Welcome to the family! @radkat and I are now outnumbered! 😂
It turned me into a YouTuber😳
It's been four years since NSA released #Ghidra. We want to hear your stories: how have you used Ghidra? What benefits has it provided you and your team? Let us know!
I can't top this.
In some sense, both sides are right, both sides are wrong and, in the bifurcated politics of this American moment, none of the arguments much matter.
proving i’m not just a pretty face by racking switches up into a flimsy 12U & not powering them on. AMA
Don’t be fooled by the deceptive branding: “Xfinity 10G” is just the same old Comcast cable internet. And it is not 10Gbps.
improved attacks on ChaCha6 eprint.iacr.org/2023/134.pdf (my claim in Too Much Crypto that 8 rounds are fine remains unshattered)
Are we taking bets on what the US military will shoot down next week?
I expect nothing but more scouts in future. I don’t know why I even bother with the poison.
I suspect next week he’ll be put in charge of the response effort. And by next month he’ll be leading an inquiry into management failures of the response.
Somewhere under my house, a middle-management ant has just got promoted because his policy of sending 5 scouts to my bathroom every day for the past six months has paid off spectacularly.
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