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My version: "Anyone who runs for President has too much ego to be anything but scary." #WeAreDoomed
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." Douglas Adams #QFT
Time to make like an ostrich before I get all depressed about the state of US politics. Again. #IKnowOstrichesDontReallyBuryTheirHeads
Cleanup in the Iowa aisle. #SantorumSurge
Color coordinating kittehs. #MyOCDisPleased twitpic.com/82uq6b
Happy End of the World Year! #Adieu2011
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And I thought *I* was procrastinating... Mom's still wrapping presents. At 9am on Christmas morning. #GoodGrief
(3 of 3) Mom: *actually angry* "THAT'S NOT THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!!1!" Me: *runs away* #ThoughtIGaveTheRightAnswer #GuessNot
(2 of 3) Mom: "I feel awful. I don't have much for you for Christmas." Me: *shrugs* "That's OK, I don't really want anything."
(1 of 3) The following is an actual exchange between my mother & me earlier today:
Merry Christmas, by the way, to those who celebrate it. #IsItOverYet
And there's one present that isn't even finished yet... Will wrap that up literally & figuratively in the morning. #Lazy
Usually I leave things to the last minute, but this is ridiculous.
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