Collin @NotCollinForNow
Purveyor of things both fine and coarse Joined March 2012-
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Warning. After reading this, you'll never look at a fertilized boiled duck egg the same way.
It's crazy that you can buy any Chinese person's hair online
@NateWWNYC kind of shoehorned "shoehorn" into this tweet
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Ceciliac will be the 4th most popular baby girl name in 2015
@allysonrae_ omg your right! I can't believe I used twitter to talk about a personal problem!
@allysonrae_ this happens with my #privates
@allysonrae_ Thanks for clarifying. Good night.
Yo @sk8rgurl1776 thanks for making me feel good. If the #urge persists call someone.
Van Morrison's "Brown Eyed Girl" was called "Brown Eye Girl" but he changed it because he didn't it want it to be a funny song
Just saw a really ugly lady walk into a vet without a pet
@sk8rgurl1776 i felt it was a good way to ease back in.
Slinging a messenger bag over your shoulder satisfies your need to look trendy and fart on your laptop at the same time.
Nothing makes me uncomfortable like Asian man in women's sunglasses.
Sometimes I think foie gras is cruel. Then I remember that Geese are assholes.
And then...out of nowhere Trent Reznor rhymed "dirt" with "hurt"
Have you been chopping garlic? Remove the garlic smell by rubbing your hands on stainless steel or on other people's faces.
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