Soffriti @NotEdReed
Red Sox and Cowboys fan va Joined January 2012-
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@FAUXRAYLEWIS @T_Fizzle can't wait to raise this trophy up
@Kaepernick_7 I'm old enough to say i fucked your mom
@DouchyWesWekler brady deserves a kick in the face for that. #ballsohard
@Kaepernick_7 picking you off tonight fuck face
Game day bitches. Lets get this ring. @FAUXRAYLEWIS @T_Fizzle @DoucheJoeFlacco
If at first you don't succeed, hit that nigga one more time
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#NBA Power Rankings: 1. Thunder 2. Clippers 3. Spurs ... 31. Duke 32. Cavs ... 97. Indiana Fever 98. Bobcats ... 889. Bayside HS 890. Lakers
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Kobe and Brady are writing a book, called "Being overrated on great teams and then sucking when reality sets in" published by Derek Jeter
#ballsohard party time with @FAUXRAYLEWIS @T_Fizzle
@T_Fizzle my nigga RT @MassholeSports: Heres video of Terrell Suggs calling Patriots "arrogant fuckers." youtu.be/t_YsZbXYOx4
@MassholeSports hahahaha funny shit @DouchyWesWekler
Let's get drunk motherfuckers #ballsohard #Ravens
@CockyBelichick I'm not a fan. Ima fucking raven. #ballsohard bitch
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Jacoby Ellsbury @DoucheEllsbury
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Tony Romo @RomoTonyFaux
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Robert Williams @Realindustries
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jayin trumbull @g50JDT
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Robert Griffin III @Rg3Not
87 Followers 150 Following Hi Im Rg3 Im Rookie Of The Year #BaylorNation #RedskinNation Not Real Rper and #Parody Hes @RGIII
Really Not Shockey @Shock_N_Awesome
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Williams @NotZBo
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Faux Eli Manning @ShortBusEli
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Gay Matthews @GayClay52
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Dan Silly O @DanSillyO
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Dan @DLO3440
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that bearded dude @bearded__dude
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L. DeWayne Jackson @djackson1212
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Jason Hamilton @hiphondaguy
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PenguinBoy Manning @2RangzManning
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NOTStephan A. Smith @not_Stephen_A
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YA BOI WHIZ! @FauxKWhiz
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Levi @megasuh9081
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KD @KDForSix1
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
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Holden Poole @CentralTrojanAD
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FauxEskin @FauxEskin
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107 Followers 85 Following Well I am in AAA now. It's only a matter of time before I am back on the Braves and Juan Francisco is back playing A ball like he deserves
Ricky Rubio @Douchy_Rubio
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BJ Green-Ellis @NotBJGreenEllis
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Choking B Cundiff @NotBillyCundiff
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Fake Clyde Drexler @FakeClyde
489 Followers 29 Following I became a Champion by winning a Championship. This announcing thing is like clubbing baby seals, and I Like It! (Parody)
Douchy Nix @DouchyNix
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Michael Phelps @StonedPhelps
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Blake Griffin @DouchyBlakeGrif
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Pseudo Alex Smith @PseudoAlexSmith
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