Not US Congress @NotUSCongress
The (not) official handle for the Congress of the United States of America Satire congress.gov Joined October 2015-
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@HankGreelyLSJU Whoops @HankGreelyLSJU and @hankgreen 😅
This gets at the heart of it @HankGreelyLSJU, it's addicting. You know what else is addicting? Alcohol, cocaine and meth. I don't think it's far off to say this kind of drama and self-gratification that Twitter fosters is not any different on the brain...
Like, Trump was good for Twitter's growth because it was a constantly evolving mess that felt important. That was addictive as hell!!
@elonmusk The only thing you're committed to is ligma
And before you ask why: it's a pattern in his history. Look at all the other companies he "runs" and talk to former employees. He's definitely a smart engineer, but a very average businessman.
The most ironic part of the Musk Twitter acquisition is that he reneged on his "free speech" nonsense andhas instead started to announce developments that were likely already in the works (blue check aside). Any fired Twitter engineers want to confirm or deny?
@JerichoXV @laralogan You mean just like they did in 2018 when they couldn't even figure out how the internet works? lmao those fuckwads are so fucking dumb they only know how to scam and swindle and have no idea how to govern
Like if they had better ad targeting / better ad conversations, then they'd be making money. As they say in real estate, it's all about "location, location, location" and the fact is, Twitter is a shit location for ads.
@PescaFisch @thewinterizzy @hankgreen The same way literally most of the rest of the consumer internet functions. "Senator, we run ads" -Mark Zuckerberg, 2018
@Ericdasboot @fintwit @elonmusk "Senator, we run ads" - Mark Zuckerberg in front of Senate hearing on tech monopoly, 2018
@LeaderMcConnell No you're not, you lying sad excuse of a human
Hot take: this inflation is just a market correction from massive wealth inequality, and the only real solution is taking the rich to take money out of circulation. Change my mind.
NRA = Narcissistic Rapist Ass-Kisser apnews.com/article/donald…
PPP = Prisoner Paycheck Program foxnews.com/us/illinois-po…
@davetv28 @NomandateMan @Hlazard4 @RepThomasMassie Just don't run all your appliances at once?
@RepThomasMassie Greta, in that case let's do away with: All farm subsidies All oil subsidies All child labor laws The prohibition on slavery The entire bill of rights The entire executive branch The judicial branch Since all of those things are "Washington DC deciding things"
@Belmont_1983 @TeriH407 @sharon_ringel @RepThomasMassie Well if they've never been used in war, then you'll have no reason to have them to "defend yourself against a tyrannical gov" stove clearly they're useless in war, and thus shouldn't exist 🙂
@SenTedCruz How about we go a step further and just abolish all taxes, along with your job?
@brogrammer88 @AbbottisLame @RepThomasMassie What are businesses but groups of people?
Yaaaaay fascism, I too love putting loyalty to a totalitarian over democracy 👏🥂
So far, 8 of the Republicans — who voted to impeach President Trump — won’t be returning to Congress: ❌Tom Rice ❌Liz Cheney ❌John Katko ❌Fred Upton ❌Peter Meijer ❌Adam Kinzinger ❌Anthony Gonzalez ❌Jaime Herrera Beutler
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Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump
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