Not NFL @Not_NFL
Not the NFL. Parody. Joined December 2011-
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Let's take bong hits and talk about basketball sized tomatoes. #30for30
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I wish there was a DouchyAndreRison account out there. What a fucking douche!
Yes, @CaptTouchback, Golden Tate is available in your fantasy league.
We found Steve Bartman and luckily he has an extra room for @Replacementreff Thanks Steve!
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Offensivepassinterholding, on the defense, number 52.
Michael Floyd is totally psyched about the Arizona kind bud.
damn yo @CaptTouchback Fletcher just grabbed yet ass huh?
@RobLowe @late_show LMAO Letterman called u "one man Sportscenter". U should follow @RobLoweSports he knows more than you.
Daaaaaamn Billy is pissed today. Get a motorcycle dude. @EVIL_BIG_BELI
Bobby Petrino says he ALWAYS has a chick on his bike, in case he chokes on a pork chop. @NOTSportsCenter #NOTSC
So excited for MLB season! #NationalTellaLieDay
Jets fans are wearing eye black on their upper lip in support of Dirty Sanchez this season.
@RealFakePeyton well u guess you called it. But what's "offence" ?
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like seriously. if you follow @RealSkipBayless he's supporting a HUGE #Teboner right now.
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The ranked list of all 25 #NOTSC submissions from the week of 02/20-02/27 1. @FauxChrisBerman: Rex Ryan was (cont) tl.gd/g5g23g
#ReplaceFilmTitlesWithVagina Friday Night Vaginas The Longest Vagina Field of Vaginas
After getting noogies for 3 days from his big bros, Eli finally snapped and kicked the shit out of them. #HOF
FayRutherford @2L593D5e7s9gA8T
29 Followers 974 Following
Cooper Manning @Cooper123abcd
14 Followers 214 Following The REAL successful Manning. Making sure that my energy company is running the lights in houses all over the fucking world
Jennifer Zupan @iamjenn_z
117 Followers 1K Following I help humans for a living and homeless dogs for my soul
dylan hendrix @dhendrix56
215 Followers 1K Following
Ruffneck @Easy_Ruff
13 Followers 200 Following
Ian Shannon @TheManCalledIan
380 Followers 7K Following Saints fan, Pelicans fan, LSU fan and longtime wrestling fan. Loves horror movies, particularly slashers, collects comics and Michael Myers masks.
Sam Bradford @NotSamBradford
57 Followers 158 Following Perpetually injured menace of the St. Louis Rams (obvious parody)
ADAM CIGAROA @ROCKNROLLIFE
588 Followers 4K Following If they want you to cook the dinner, at least they ought to let you shop for some of the groceries.
Carson Palmer @DouchePalmer
295 Followers 174 Following GM Mckenzie, Coach Allen- my contract is guaranteed, think twice before cutting me. #80millioninthebank Parody account, not really Carson
decemer @HappeeRee
88 Followers 2K Following
Kevin Pacholski @Kemo60617
252 Followers 4K Following
Javale McGee @McGeeLogic
55 Followers 292 Following 1,230 divided by 0 is how many times I can beat you in 1 on 1. *parody*
Not Michael Wilbon @UnMichaelWilbon
55 Followers 365 Following Not the official Twitter NBA guru Michael Wilbon. Fuck Kornheiser and fuck LeBron. Chi-town for life! Parody
#ChooseKindness @1ChooseKindness
126 Followers 480 Following let me know who needs to #ChooseKindness. who’s being mean on twitter today?
Pretty Paul Edwards @RuggedPete4747
167 Followers 6K Following
Kyle DeVore @devorek9
265 Followers 739 Following
قروب التسوي... @00966562269481
168 Followers 772 Following
Not Michael Strahan @NotMikeS
38 Followers 71 Following My goal is to be on every television program and commercial at the same time. ALWAYS IN YOUR EAR MAN
Make you say oh like @cheerio_pls
255 Followers 3K Following #GoHeat #SteelerNation #SFGiants y no se qe mas. Preguntame pa ver si me acuerdo :) Si no te gusta lo que twitteo o RTeo arranca pal k.
Clark K Hunt Esquire @RTROMEO1
2K Followers 528 Following Owner of the Kansas City Chiefs. Rich, Lord of Arrowhead, good looking, and did I mention rich (Parody Account, Not Clark Hunt)
fracturd @fracturdcom
7 Followers 87 Following
RyanTheCenaFan54 @RyanTheCenaFan
468 Followers 1K Following Hi guys!! My Name Is Ryan I Am Downsyndrome, So Please Be Nice And Don't Insult Me. My Favorite wrestlers are Cena,Sheamus, Rey Mysterio,and the Big Show
djbobbysanchez @djbobbysanchez
370 Followers 2K Following “Been knoooowwwwwwnnnn” There is only one Nation. #RaiderNation #LetsGoOakLand #GreenCollar #Dubs #DukeGang #BooLiii
Ricky Rubio @Douchy_Rubio
189 Followers 387 Following Hola. I has tweeter! I es spanish point guard and i play the basketball for the Timberwolves. #teamdouche This is a parody. Not really Ricky Rubio.
John Daly @PGA_JohnDaly
652K Followers 117K Following PGA Pro-Golfer, love my kids, music & my Arkansas Razorbacks! Follow Me On Instagram: PGA_JohnDaly
Not NFL Network @NotNFLNetwork
186 Followers 67 Following Bringing NFL News to the World! Fake Account! not affiliated with the NFL or NFL Network! (Parody)
Cleat Chaser @CleatChaser99
44 Followers 230 Following Spend my night chasin' cleats football, baseball, soccer from the cleats to the sheets you know you love me [email protected]
Dan Tis @CliffordTis58
192 Followers 582 Following
Jay Acer @Jay_Acer
27 Followers 669 Following
Matt Albertson @AlbertsonM
6 Followers 322 Following
Adam Bailey @bails_21
17 Followers 166 Following
Ben Gibson @big_gib20
51 Followers 146 Following The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in times of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
Erik Beam @ebeams
98 Followers 74 Following My eager expectation and hope is that I will not be ashamed about anything, but that now as alway, with boldness, Christ will be honored in my body.
Jason joyce @soonerjrj73110
471 Followers 3K Following
Erîc Gîlloran @dickiee23
93 Followers 217 Following
Kevin Jones @kj212121
137 Followers 451 Following christian family man, living the dream in the top of TEXAS.
SportsBlogNewYork @SportBlogNYC
25K Followers 101 Following A Sports Conversation On All Things New York Sports & Beyond. Podcast @SubwaySportsTlk Contact: [email protected]
Not Michael Wilbon @UnMichaelWilbon
55 Followers 365 Following Not the official Twitter NBA guru Michael Wilbon. Fuck Kornheiser and fuck LeBron. Chi-town for life! Parody
Robert Griffin III @FauxRGIII
399 Followers 197 Following I am The New Redskins QB! Heisman Trophy Winner and Sock King of The USA! Parody Acct! NOT RGIII
Rob Lowe Sports News @RobLoweSports
3K Followers 181 Following Actor, Sex Symbol, Sports Reporter parody account. Lit-Really not Rob Lowe
Fake Kim Kardashian @Fake_Kardashian
794 Followers 17 Following Not really Kim Kardashian, but pretty sure this is what she's really thinking. Yay!
Drunk Andrew Luck @Drunk_Luck
1K Followers 1K Following I love Football, Beer, Neckbeards!: Parody account
Clark K Hunt Esquire @RTROMEO1
2K Followers 528 Following Owner of the Kansas City Chiefs. Rich, Lord of Arrowhead, good looking, and did I mention rich (Parody Account, Not Clark Hunt)
CaptainTouchback @CaptTouchback
15K Followers 2K Following I make a lot of money ruling the NFL. I enjoy watching great athletes take a knee in the endzone. This is a parody account. Follow me or I will fine you.
John Daly @PGA_JohnDaly
652K Followers 117K Following PGA Pro-Golfer, love my kids, music & my Arkansas Razorbacks! Follow Me On Instagram: PGA_JohnDaly
Not NFL Network @NotNFLNetwork
186 Followers 67 Following Bringing NFL News to the World! Fake Account! not affiliated with the NFL or NFL Network! (Parody)
Josh McDaniels @FakeJoshMcD
517 Followers 264 Following In a complicated relationship with my Teboo, Tommy Brady and Billy Bell.
Sickö @BornFromPain93_
2K Followers 444 Following
Colin Fauxherd @FauxCowherd
3K Followers 470 Following FS1 personality. Parody. Some of my best cleaning ladies are from the Dominican Republic.
NotDickieV @NotDickie_V
52 Followers 73 Following Hey baby! follow me for the latest sports happenings. Now that I started crapping my pants...I'm a diaper dandy!!!
TebowFacts @TebowIsTheDevil
173 Followers 530 Following I like to sell black tar heroin to little kids. You only think I am a virgin.
McCarthy's Mind @McCarthysMind
91 Followers 102 Following Ever wanted to be inside the head of a Super Bowl winning coach of your choice? No? well you're just stuck with me instead(Parody Account, not really McCarthy)
Pseudo Alex Smith @PseudoAlexSmith
660 Followers 253 Following Former 1st pick, future hall of fame member. I use big words because I am smarter than you. I am not really that Alex Smith
NotCalvinJohnson @Not_Megatron
80 Followers 305 Following Calvin Johnson, The best wide receiver in the NFL maybe ever PARODY This is a PARODY ACCOUNT and i tweet funny tweets And i follow back
FauxJoeMontana @FauxJoeMontana
32 Followers 49 Following
Pseudo Jeffrey Lurie @FakeJeffLurie
252 Followers 88 Following Owner of the Philadelphia Eagles & Chestnut Hill Productions, winner of an Oscar, I love Boston and I'm not really Jeff Lurie, this is a parody account.
Follow @FauxRGIII @FauxRG3
178 Followers 69 Following follow me @FauxRGIII this acct will be gone soon
Fake Ian Eagle @NotIanEagle
103 Followers 254 Following Voice of the NFL playoffs, college basketball, and utter manhood.
Sports Comedy @SportsComedy_
44K Followers 879 Following
Mike Golic @NotESPNGolic
980 Followers 139 Following Making greeny my bitch since '98. Definitely not the real Mike Golic.
Jered Weaver @NotJWeaver
254 Followers 31 Following STARTING PITCHER FOR THE LOS ANGELES ANGELS OF ANAHEIM. NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATH.
PimpJerryJones @PimpJerryJones
18 Followers 104 Following Love the Dallas Cowboys and I love Boobies!
Head Coach Nagy @CoachSwaggyNagy
571 Followers 675 Following I'm not the Head Coach of the Chicago Bears Matt Nagy but I pretend to be on Twitter. Bear Down!
N0taaronrodgers @N0tAARONRODGERS
21K Followers 4K Following Parody. Take nothing I say seriously unless you’re a Bears fan.
Fake Jim Nantz @TheFakeJimNantz
102 Followers 58 Following Hello friends.......... Im Televisions most polite asshole
fakejerryjones @Fake_JerryJones
94 Followers 58 Following Owner of Dallas Cowboys and JerryWorld. I'm bad, I'm nationwide. And I own a jet.
Ndamukong Suh @NotNdamukong
168 Followers 58 Following climbimg through your windows. hide your kids, hide yourself. im gonna find your wife either way. not really ndamukong
TJ Yates @FauxTJYates
10 Followers 3 Following
NotJohnnyKnox @NotJohnnyKnox
21 Followers 2 Following biggest star on Earth ... not really Johnny Knox
Billy Cundiff @BigDickCundiff
384 Followers 532 Following former #7 Kicking stud for the Baltimore Ravens PARODY ACCOUNT i dont always miss FGs but when i do my team doesnt go to the superbowl
FakeLanceBriggs @FakeLanceBriggs
128 Followers 49 Following I'm the true real deal thrilla coming for you like a killa. Won't stop ballin' til the QB be fallin.
Losie Smith @FakeLovieSmith
124 Followers 14 Following Like the actual Lovie Smith, I don't coach the Chicago Bears, either.
(Fake) CLAY MATTHEWS @CLAY_MATTHEWS
286 Followers 53 Following SUP? I'M CLAY MATTHEWS. DON'T BE A FAG IN REPLIES OR I'LL FACEFUCK YOUR DOG. I LIKE 'ROIDS AND HOES.
Peyton Drinking @Peyton_Drinking
3K Followers 2K Following I ain't drunk I'm only dri....burp. Laser Rocket Arm: parody account
Virginia McCaskey @VirginiMcCaskey
150 Followers 11 Following Majority owner of the Chicago Bears. A very young 88.Trends for United States
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