Not Michael Strahan @NotMikeS
My goal is to be on every television program and commercial at the same time. ALWAYS IN YOUR EAR MAN ON TV MAN Joined February 2011-
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@AngryBradshaw you fucker wake up it’s pre game time
I’m out of hibernation! Ready for some soccer!
What the fuck are we supposed to do until September @AngryBradshaw ?
“And I’m @RonBurgundy, go fuck yourself San Diego.”
What happened to to that San Diego defense @WhinyPhilRivers
Kelly just flashed her tounge like she was eating pussy I’m so hard right now
I hope the Bills beat New England and bellichik shoots himself and Tom Brady
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The best time to post on social media:
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How to spot a cop:
@AngryBradshaw wtf terry change your goddamn diaper
@LifeFaxAndHax I have been to Japan.. Those bitches pussys ain’t really sideways
Hey guys follow @LifeFaxAndHax you won’t believe this crazy shit
Follow @LifeFaxAndHax that shit is funny!
The more 50 cent gets shot, does he decrease in value?
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LeBron James and the Ravens could win championships 8 months apart.. poor Cleveland.
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Yo, if I was the Harbaugh dudes dad I'd have my nuts out shakin' em at everybody braggin' on my DNA. #yeahimhigh
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RT @TorreySmithWR: Someone in New England wasted a lot of money on that Ray Lewis retirement billboard
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