Old Man Cheen @OldCheen

USA Joined May 2019

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Old Man Cheen @OldCheen

a year ago

I am so fucking DONE w/ @Postmates_Help. How is it that every order I place has some kid of issue or problem?

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Old Man Cheen @OldCheen

a year ago

Hey @Postmates, wtf? I just received an order that’s completely incorrect. Last week, another order, different restaurant, missing one of the entres. What is going on!?

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Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai

4 years ago

the absolute shame of having to rewash a load of laundry because you didn’t transfer it from the washer to the dryer for four days

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God @TheTweetOfGod

5 years ago

The best way to stop people from protesting a bad thing is to stop doing the bad thing.

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Old Man Cheen @OldCheen

5 years ago

Watching the #republicanconvention because I apparently hate myself.

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Justin Randall @imjustinrandall

5 years ago

I love when guys run shirtless because they’re helping themselves AND the community

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The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln

5 years ago

The perfect summary of his presidency.

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Old Man Cheen @OldCheen

5 years ago

Normalize how being constantly tuned into the dumpster fire that is adult life these days is utterly exhausting.

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The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln

5 years ago

Hey Donald:

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U.S. Rep. Kathy Castor @USRepKCastor

5 years ago

Looking for ways to get involved in police reform efforts? Become a citizen cosponsor of the George Floyd #JusticeInPolicing Act by July 23 and your name will be entered in the official Congressional Record! Join now: justiceinpolicing.us.

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God @TheTweetOfGod

5 years ago

The President of the United States is a fucking piece of shit.

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Old Man Cheen @OldCheen

5 years ago

So, @dominos, honey, you know I love you. But are DAILY emails + push notifications necessary? Don’t worry, every drunken Friday night, hungover Saturday afternoon, and the inevitable spike in my depression that follows, I think of you... And I generally call.