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Tosh.0 is always good and now the SportsDome ... Hilarious! I want some steam room!
The best super bowl coverage on Twitter had easily been @OnionSports.
Am I the only person who has dicovered the onion sports dome? Shits amazing!
The Toad segment on tonight's SportsDome is the greatest.
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I cant take sportscenter seriously anymore after watching sports dome
For an alternative take on #Superbowl #sb45, check out @OnionSports
First Tweet, so exciting! The Onion SportsDome seems to be like a fine wine: gets better with time but I always want more immediately
@TheOnion Another great sports dome on comedy central!
If you havent watched Onion SportsDome...what the hell are you waiting for?
The Sportsdome is looking right at you! #Sportsdome
I was enjoying it too much to tweet in progress but I hope everyone just caught the SportsDome's "Pile-On" segment.
@MarkShepardSD @OnionSports Sportsdome is the best sports show on tv period #SportsDome
#Sportsdome utilizes Twitter better than any show on television.