Anna @OnlyAnnaIssues
Stand-Up Comedian (at 2am for my ceramic cat), Resident Advisor at West Hall (RIP), Future Voice Coach for Beyoncé, & forever just a girl with terrible luck. Marquette, MI Joined March 2017-
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When Paul McCartney says his own name it sounds like he’s saying “Hey it’s Small Cocky.”
Having deep thoughts about the difference between men that like their trucks lifted and men that like their cars lowered.
How do you describe a tomato to someone who has never seen one before??
A foreign exchange student came up to me holding a cherry tomato saying "what's this?" And I truly struggled to describe it to them.
As I trip over a chair and eat a lot of bread in an attempt to soak up the booze
My mom: Anna are you getting drunk on your lunch break? Me: Shit mom help what do I do it's too late
If you ever feel the desire to finish a mini keg of Oberon during your lunch break because it "doesn't feel like a lot" DON'T IT'S A TRAP
My mom had me try on three bras today from target. All three of them were nursing bras.
Multiple battle wounds from milking goats at 7 in the morning. Not cut out for this gig.
A lady working at @Anthropologie couldn't look away as my mom doused her body in scented toilet spray thinking it was perfume 😂😂
I spider landed on my arm. While I was reaching to grab my Chick-Fil-A in the drive-thru 😂😂 all the workers got a little show 😳
"Shannon" used my phone number for a bunch of lawn care maintenance companies. I've received five calls in two days. #whoisShannon 🙄
Didn't realize how chubby I was until I was on my bike, five miles away from home and had a real internal battle about napping in a field.
Mom said I shouldn't be an uber bc no one will want to ride in Clyde 😭
I don't know if the numerous "Happy Mother's Day, mom" texts from people from West Hall is a good or bad thing 😂
I know what time of month it is when I start crying because I saw an 85 year old man rescue a dog.
"Mom, can I have some money to buy you a Mother's Day present?" #alltimelow
Just trying to become a lil Uber driver but I'm scared of the hooligans I'd pick up 😂
Moo Cow appreciates @BellsBrewery for not testing on her friends
Was so excited for food from home. First bite? Scorched my entire tongue.
xoxoGossipGay @Ben_n_Boujie
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Rogue RA @RogueRA2
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Amber Smith @BuRR_13
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West Hall @westhallnmu
13 Followers 22 Following Reinvented for the final semester at Northern. Let's have some fun!
Shawna Holland @Sholland62
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Karisa Miller @KarisaMiller16
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Gerald R. Mayson @jerrymayson
9 Followers 24 Following Gerald R. Mayson, with a y, like in mayonnaise. U.S. Navy (Retired). Living in the good ole yoop enjoying good Beer!
Vert der ferk @GolfTonyCurl
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steve zoe @hobadog
807 Followers 994 Following ,twitter hack and all around ruse. Jus enjoying life.......
Cayla. @caylachapman
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Аниса @larcmortgarma11
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keegan miller @hockey_miller21
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Tera Savastano @Terafirmanator
465 Followers 477 Following Today is gonna be a good day and here's why. Because today, at least you're you. And that's enough.
Haley Dixon @haleylynn226
132 Followers 186 Following Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire
Amanda Meier @ameier105
8 Followers 46 Following college student slowly crawling their way towards a degree.
Bailey @BaileyWegener
159 Followers 167 Following I have no idea what I’m doing with my life. •she/her•
Amandari Karaca @almondarikaraca
434 Followers 581 Following Station, this is Shawn Mendes. How do you hear me?
Kaitlyn Charette @KaitlynCharette
61 Followers 458 Following my entire twitter is just quotes from my family and me screaming into the void
Lainey Selkirk @laineyselkirk
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Natasha Nováková @natashanovak44
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Mandie Short @mandie_brooke12
403 Followers 313 Following
NGS @nerdygeekysci
11 Followers 146 Following "The path to Happiness isn't a race, I'll let my Heart beat at its own pace" -@ThomasSanders She/They *Profile pic via @blackberritea*
Amy Abel @amy__abel
78 Followers 199 Following
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47 Followers 29 Following
Brenda Londrie @blondrie
51 Followers 93 Following Currently: My halo is being held up by my devil horns.
Erin Roy 🌼 @erinnroy
217 Followers 230 Following
Miguel Salas @laptopstudy
64 Followers 424 Following Engineering, Programming, Gaming & Tech. City College of New York
hunter @guntzbb42
234 Followers 281 Following
Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai
290K Followers 877 Following gay and overwhelmed. author of EVERYTHING IS AWFUL the book. come see me tell jokes on tour. he/him
Savannah Woodruff @SavannhaW
216 Followers 353 Following Take the fall! Act hurt! Get indignant! -Coach Bombay
Doug 〽️ @MichiganMan_2
2K Followers 1K Following Michigan Man. Vegas fanatic. Appreciate good Bourbon. Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. RIP Sharon 🌴
Krystle. @KrystleHolleman
974 Followers 2K Following Former hockey reporter ➠ zoo comms manager • @UMich alumna #GoBlue • {Angel} Dorgi Mom • Here for Detroit sports, dogs & horror movies • 1/2 @MurderMascaraPC
steve zoe @hobadog
807 Followers 994 Following ,twitter hack and all around ruse. Jus enjoying life.......
Kevin Gutknecht @kggutknecht
2K Followers 302 Following Retired gov't strategic communications practicioner. Social media proponent, drone pilot in training.
Katie O'Reilly @DrKatfish
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Jill Hokanson @jill_hokanson
44 Followers 119 Following
The 906 Guy @The906GuyYT
9 Followers 24 Following I'm a Yooper who talks about Michigans Upper Peninsula on YouTube please check out the channel! :D
Vert der ferk @GolfTonyCurl
379 Followers 4K Following
Kelly Ann @LadyEder1
411 Followers 4K Following
Grand Sophy @grand_sophy
327 Followers 280 Following Came for the tv news, got sucked into the Trump circus. Just trying to be a decent human being. She/her.
JP Rennquist @JPRennquist
1K Followers 2K Following Tweets are mine, not my employer's (if I even have a job anymore). Fatherhood e̶x̶p̶e̶r̶t̶ enthusiast. A/V nerd. Educator, DJ & multimedia storyteller. Redeemed
Lake Superior Photo G... @LAKSuperiorFoto
6K Followers 68 Following Superior inspired Upper Peninsula of Mi./Lake Superior region photography. Art gallery in Marquette, Mi. Info on art purchases/workshops/presentations, 👇
Lake Canada 🇨🇦 @LakeSuperior
199K Followers 297 Following I am the greatest lake of all time. G.L.O.A.T. (she/her) #BigBeautifulWater
Upper Peninsula Suppl... @UPSupplyCo
6K Followers 576 Following Michigan’s original Upper Peninsula apparel brand, celebrating the U.P. since 2008. Let’s do all the fun things. #906Life (A @bugsysailor production)
Chaco @chacousa
43K Followers 7K Following Footwear built to last long, feel comfortable, and fit your outdoor lifestyle since 1989. #FitForAdventure
Georgia↟ @heyGeorgiaRae
312 Followers 393 Following Future awesome retired person // Mad scientist by day // Sassy knitter by night she/her
Tera Savastano @Terafirmanator
465 Followers 477 Following Today is gonna be a good day and here's why. Because today, at least you're you. And that's enough.
Nicole Zamore (Davies... @njbd606
505 Followers 1K Following Mental Performance @DrNicoleZamore | Psyching Team Lead @CapeCodMarathon | Producer @LifeInSynchro | Founder @GetItCalled | @AmericanU '11 & '15 | UWS '24
Josh Switzer @JSwitzer009
356 Followers 525 Following
keegan miller @hockey_miller21
299 Followers 329 Following
Lauren Brazzle Zuniga @lazuni
3K Followers 1K Following Poet + Copywriter + Content Strategist (HubSpot Wiz) Author of The Smell of Good Mud from @writebloody Champion of @okcpridefest she/her
ekat19 @EthanCutkosky
252K Followers 0 Following
Haley Dixon @haleylynn226
132 Followers 186 Following Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire
Bailey @BaileyWegener
159 Followers 167 Following I have no idea what I’m doing with my life. •she/her•
Natasha Nováková @natashanovak44
191 Followers 107 Following Salem the cat and Rapunzel all mixed in one
Jacqueline @jackiwacky
356 Followers 139 Following
Logan Laurian @loganlaurian
124 Followers 58 Following to strive, to seek, to find. and never to yield.
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