Parker Lambourn @PLambourn

Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa @yousuck2020 (5.3 million!) We got this 🙌

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Parker Lambourn @PLambourn

8 years ago

@FischerJaxson Ur fucking right I’m a hypocrite

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Parker Lambourn @PLambourn

8 years ago

Already 4 days into 2019 and I’m still sick of everyone complaining about their life! Suck it up buttercup!

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Parker Lambourn @PLambourn

8 years ago

How do the color blind know if they should stop or go when they get to a street light? #confused

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Parker Lambourn @PLambourn

8 years ago

Message to the creator of The Ranch... go fuck yourself! #TheRanch #pissed

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Jaxson Fischer @FischerJaxson

8 years ago

Just another great day watching a new season of the ranch 🤠

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Parker Lambourn @PLambourn

8 years ago

@buffalo75782779 Y r u half bald?

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Parker Lambourn @PLambourn

8 years ago

Question: If you are clean when u get out of the shower then how does your towel get dirty?

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Parker Lambourn @PLambourn

8 years ago

After @buffalo75782779 and I get done voting no on measure 3.

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ATTENTION Wild cauliflower on the loose. Likes to have stuff put in his hair. Comes to Curly, Narnut, sometimes Andrew. Loves eating CornNuts; original only! Potentially dangerous if a PE teacher makes a hockey call he doesn’t agree with.