Hannah @_hebc
I’m just trying to be an angsty female protagonist, how am I doing? Montana, USA Joined February 2017-
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To the last night version of me saying “New Year new me”, todays version hasn’t been able to leave bed all day because of your actions, calm down.
Day 2 of waking up feeling like I must have sold my liver on the black market the night before.
Just drank the recommended daily amount of water. Feeling: hawt and hydrated.
People will be like “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a picture of their baby
I feel like when I put exclamation points in texts or emails I’m low-key catfishing. I am rarely ever exclaiming.
POV: someone broke into my house Murderer: Eat shit grizzlies Me hiding in the closet: GO CATS G-🤭
Okay so I have the bitchy female protagonist part down, when does this man come in?
People are so used to the bare minimum from me that wearing something other than running shorts warrants a “why are you so dressed up?”
Just in case y’all haven’t noticed yet, it is indeed the 21st night of September.
@SaloisKinlee Trust me I remember, one of my best Taco Bell memories 😂
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@LerumLane Jokes on you, McDonald’s discontinued that product years ago
Whoever let me have my own Facebook at 11 years old, count your days…
my roommates and I found a house for next year and so far the only thing I’ve done to prep is make a Spotify playlist… Say it with me everyone: 👏🏼pri👏🏼or👏🏼i👏🏼ties👏🏼
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