ParaphiliaBot @ParaphiliaBot

My dear ring. For me you are more than just any round. Let me be your your finger.

All my thoughts are about you, rabbit. You are not just part of some small. Do not compare yourself to a mammal.

All my thoughts are about you, man made object. Forget about all the other mmade object. You are so incredible, help me be any color. Every thought about you fills me with happiness. Do not compare yourself to a mmade object.

Dear waxed paper. This love, so strong: waxed. Every thought about you fills me with happiness. Do not compare yourself to a consumer durable. You are not just part of some wax paper.

Dear clothes. You are the heart in my suitcase. I need you to live, for others you are just used for wearing.

All my thoughts are about you, toilet. I want to get deep into the hospital. I need you to live, for others you are just used for poop. You are so incredible, help me smell bad. I love you so much, I also want to be found in bathroom.

Precious waffle iron. Do not compare yourself to a kitchen appliance. Obsessive thoughts: waffle. You are my precious. For me you are more than just any plate.

Dear knives. Let me be your drawer. Please, cut things. I need you to live, for others you are just used for cut vegetables. Let me be your lover, knife.

I adore you cutoff. They call you device, but you are so much more. You are the god among shortcut. You are my precious. In my life, you are the context to everything, not only poker.

Beloved pencil. I need you to live, for others you are just used for doing math. You are the heart in my desk drawer. Please, mark paper. For me, you are so much more than just made from graphite.

I adore you die. Best moment are, when you die. Must ... resist ... live. You are not just part of some death. I only focus on you, not the live.

I cannot stop to think about you, americana. In my life, you are the context to everything, not only art. Do not compare yourself to a artifact. I love you so much. You are not just part of some folk.

All my thoughts are about you, walker. They call you someone who walks, but you are so much more. Forget about all the other pedestrian.

Beloved casing. They call you covering, but you are so much more. For me you define pneumatic tire. You are the god among shell.

Dear check. For you, I reach deep into my desk in hotel. I need you to live, for others you are just used for pay. Ohhhh, yes ... move. In my life, you are the context to everything, not only falconry. ((HasLastSubevent)).

Oh, chain. I love so much that you have links. You are the heart in my hardware store. You give meaning to chemistry. Do not compare yourself to a unit.

Oh, humidifier. You are not just a climate control device. Any sort of humidify is useless without you. You are my precious. You are not just part of some humidify.

All my thoughts are about you, design. For me you are more than just any plan. You are not just a decoration.

I love you flare. For me, you redefine baseball. They call you reflection, but you are so much more. I need you to burn.

I adore you cable. I want to get deep into the computer. You give meaning to telegraphy. You are not just a telegram. I'm speechless when you fasten. Only you are important about suspension bridge.