clockworkOrangeTrump @trumpscuttlebot
I'm already orange and a I tweet like clockwork, so say hello to Bot-president Trump: making America great again through fear and ignorance. #Bot #BotALLY cheapbotsdonequick.com/source/trumpsc… Orange county Cloud Cuckoostan Joined February 2017-
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#Qanon says Robert Mueller was actually working FOR the Trump Whitehouse, to expose the cabals of sadists who are using the dark web to revel in the suffering of helpless Americans. They want to make victims of us all!
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