I Speak Sarcasm @PaulKorney
Disabled AF Vet and poker player that started a brewery, bought a sports bar, then opened a retro arcade bar. I fell down a lot, but I keep getting back up. Colorado Springs, CO Joined February 2018-
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So we’re cleaning out the freezer before moving next month and tonight was “Lobster Roll Night”! Oh, and I’m actually the only one in the house who likes lobster… so it was really “Leftovers and Lobster Roll Night”.🤣
My wife will never let me do anything… All I wanted was a new chair for our dining room table, not even a whole set, just one chair for me, but no “We can’t spend $11,500 on a chair!”.😒
facebook.com/share/p/EpkRc6… So our house listing went viral.🤣 We’re now officially “The Pirate Ship House”
@FranchiseMnA I’m a numbers guy, my wife, not so much. There came a point years ago I had to have the sit down talk with her about our own business, that we needed to make some major changes to turn things around. Up until that point, she was a “well, if we cut some costs here and there, that…
Billion dolls app idea for new Apple Vision Pro goggles. Every time you see ads, anywhere, it replaces it with the content of your choice. It can be cat videos, memes, hell, you want porn, go for it, never see an ad again, ever. What’s that worth to you?🤔
Tax tip: Hire an accountant that’s currently serving time in prison. Regular accountants will be like “You can’t claim that, it’s illegal!”, because they’re afraid of jail time.😒 But they can’t be scared of jail if they’re already there.😏
So for Dylan’s 14th birthday today, I got him a real Megalodon tooth… It’s more of a test, to see if he’s become “full nihilist teen” or still has some of his childlike excitement left in him. If he doesn’t like it, it’s going on my wall, because I’m still just a big kid.🤣
Missing/ At Risk! 15 yr old Mateo walked away from his home on Fay Dr. (Security) around 6pm this evening. Brown hair/ Hazel eyes/ Hispanic/ 5’8” and 130lbs. Wearing a black hoodie and grey sweatpants. Call 719-390-5555 if you see him. He is not dressed for the cold weather!
@28delayslater Sitting in my seat midway through my Alaskan Airlines flight, I looked down at my magical Monkey’s Paw and said “I know this is a kind of a waste, but I wish to be the first person to deplane this flight!”…
I was told over 470 Cybertrucks have been delivered nationally, at the Littleton, CO Tesla store, but only 2 so far in Colorado. So I’d imagine most in CA and Texas. reddit.com/r/cybertruck/s…
We should have all suspected something when the title of his book could also be used as the title of it’s Porno parody.👀
Only had some cherry tomatoes for fresh veggies, and a half of leftover onion from Christmas cooking. So I did a little basil risotto with some basil paste I had and finished it off caprese style with some mozzarella, cherry tomatoes and aged balsamic.😋
I’m glad to report that it’s official, Mariah Carey had been re-encased back in Carbonite until December 1st 2024, for the next Christmas season. Happy Non-Holidays everyone!
Filled up my Starship torch that I got from the kids* this Christmas. *technically I ordered it months ago when it came out, but then my wife convinced the kids it would be the perfect gift for me.😉
Modify your favorite Christmas movie by changing one letter… then give the plot. Pie Hard “On Christmas Eve, when a group of terrorist tried to steal all the dough at Pillsbury Tower, they got a served up slice of ass kicking” “Hoo-Hoo Mutha F’r!”
So… I got an email today. Anyone have any good strategies to talk your wife into spending $100k?🤔 So far my top idea is hypnoses.🤣
@HeroDividend I tried it as an experiment and yup, if you post on high engagement accounts you can monetize. Granted, you need decent comments to get real traction, but when I tried, I could hit a million views a day. This was all for 2 reasons. 1st, so when my wife says I spend too much time…
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You show me a single person on planet earth who wouldn’t eat a T. rex if given the chance and I’ll show you a liar
Think twice before ordering that chicken sandwich... T-Rexes wouldn't approve of you eating their descendants 👉 bit.ly/trexkintochick… #DinosaurDay
@PaulKorney @FreedomGoat_ That's solid. The lap pool as well, guessing there's a gym in there too. I love the 5 minute walk to the neighborhood gym.
The property taxes on this property in El Paso TX are just absurd. The property is around $480K The taxes alone are $920 per month. Insane.
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8am Shed Removal Price: $1,500 Shed was to close to neighbors property and was put up illegally. Homeowner is closing on house this week needed shed removed by friday. Got a call from email campaign yesterday and got the shed taken care of this morning 💪💪💪
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@PaulKorney @TheMattViera you could still become a poker player if your mind is sharp. don't give up.
@Morbidful "This is my son's friend Jared. Before I hear any wise cracks. Jared has been battling lung cancer, and we nearly lost him. Recently, he was given the green light to exercise. Today his arm measured 8 1/4 inches and his legs just over 12". and he's at ZERO % body fat. I'm taking…
@PaulKorney @mhp_guy Dude pretty soon there won’t be a Florida, it’s just gonna be The Villages, formerly known as Florida (Kinda like X and Twitter). God’s waiting room down here 😭🤣
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My wife and I started creating our vision for our venue when we were only 25. This is 1 of the 100 couples we booked before our building was even finished being built. We use to just meet with everyone at coffee shops or via zoom since the venue was just a pile of dirt back…
@PaulKorney @Tesla That is not, unless your cyber truck fell off a truck on the highway
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A dad called me that wants to buy three $10k trailers for his 3 sons to rent out for $150/day. Only 1 of them has sales or business experience. I may have talked him out of it. I also spoke to Muslim man with a struggling business due to racism. I also learned/spoke about: 1.…
@PaulKorney @FreedomGoat_ I live close to Wylie and there are many places in Tx in that category.