Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @PauliesOpinions
You hear what I said, Ton'? buymeacoffee.com/pauliesopinions West Orange Joined January 2023-
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Cybertruck? Cyber-go-fück-yourself.
Cybertruck? Cyber-go-fück-yourself. https://t.co/A1cHJedKjG
If OJ Simpson's gone then he can't search for the real killer no more. We're in the clear.
Robert E. Lee was gay, Ton' — I just seen it on the You Tube. Stonewall Jackson too, big finook.
Fúckin' moon right in my line of sight. Just like your wife's ass every Thursday while you're at work. Heheh.
Fückin' earthquake all over me!
I was in The Starbucks the other day to use the can and I heard some li'l stunad order a flat white. So I says to him, hey, that's how I order your mother at the cathouse. Heheh.
Blue check? Cash only, príck.
Blue check? Cash only, príck. https://t.co/WKzifEhzaN
"Yeah Ton', it's me. Ohtani pinned it on the translator, just like we tol' him to."
Bruno Mars owes MGM $50M? They better wait in line. His tab at the Bing is double that.
"Yeah Ton', it's me. We nicked the Jagr shipment like you said, 18,000 bobbleheads." "Bobbleheads? I said Jäger. Jäger, Paulie! The alcohol! Jesush Chrisht!"
Two nuns are bikin' down a cobblestone road. First nun goes, I've never come this way before. Second nun goes, it's prob'ly the cobblestones. Heheheheh. You heard what I said, Ton'?
Kate Middleton? I heard she turned into the princess of whales, if you catch my drift, and that bald príck she married sent her for lipo.
Dune? Sure, kid — I'm Dune your mother later tonight.
I gave up attractive broads for Lent. So for the next 40 days, I'm givin' the big ones a turn. I call it the Ozempic Olympics. Heheh.
Fat Tuesday? You two got your own holiday now? Heheheheh. You hear what I said, Ton'?
Yeah kid, the Super Bowl was rigged — by me.
Pakistan and Iran are bombin' each other? That's like the two ugliest broads at your nephew's communion fightin' over the last meatball. Heheh.
25 seconds? Sounds like you, Chrissy. Heheheh. You hear what I said, Ton'?
25 seconds? Sounds like you, Chrissy. Heheheh. You hear what I said, Ton'? https://t.co/kZT0VMdYm1
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