Pedantic Santa @PedanticSanta
You've sent me a list. I'm checking it twice. Location? Not Miami. Joined November 2013-
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My elves thought the boy asked for "a Beano annual". I'm not so sure. So the little mumbler's getting a book about pigment-deficient people.
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I've only just finished correcting your note from 2013, Ben Nott. I'll laminate it; it'll be your only gift at Xmas, you word-mangling oaf.
I received a letter, as irate as it was belated, from a One Direction fan. She asked for “the best song ever”; I gave her Babylon’s Burning.
Still sobbing? Just as well I gave you a family-size box of tissues. Perhaps you'll proofread your list a little more thoroughly next year?
Joanna Bedford, I hope you enjoy your 22-stone Peter Ross. He's a "super big doley".
That'll be the first time I've delivered a flu virus, Tina Watt. But I want to make your dream of snot* come true. [*NO WAY was that a "w".]
Dear Vagisil Conops (?), even Alan Turing would be wailing in frustration at your note. Can't read a bloody word.
Well, OK, Noah Gladstone. If you insist. But you know you have a potentially fatal allergy to those, right?
Well, I can't fault either your spelling or your grammar, Brad Jennings. "Some weapons-grade uranium", eh? Ho! Ho! Ho! We'll see.
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"Bruv says you'l [sic] get stuck in the chimney, you can't!" At least, that had better be the word you scribbled, Samantha Grayling.
What, Kimberley Hodges? You really think you could be trusted to care for a "jerbal"? It would be a furry little corpse before Boxing Day.
Neil Dunn, I WAS going to give you everything on your list... but at the end you had a treble clef impersonating an ampersand. Figs for you.
If you would like to find nothing in your Christmas stocking but a faint whiff of methane, be sure to use the #santacluas hashtag.
"Slaying thrugh the snow"? No, Georgina Barnes, I won't be. But, goodness knows, your note tempts me. Might fart in your bedroom, instead.
Sara Williamson, please note that in your stocking you'll be finding three items or FEWER.
"A bloddy great carton of Bensen & Hegges!!!!" My heart says "yes", Kelly Neilsen. But my dictionary bellows "no".
*gargles* *strikes tuning fork* "I saw muthaf*ckin' Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe..."
Actually, Madison Clarke, what you saw underneath the mistletoe was your mummy and me debating the merits of the Oxford comma.
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