Holly Brockwell @holly
I run Holly's Merry Moggies, a no-kill shelter for disabled, elderly & unloved kitties. In Nottingham but rehoming across the UK. [email protected] patreon.com/hollysmerrymog… Nottingham, England Joined July 2007-
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When people misspell his name, @GulliverTruffle replies politely, misspelling theirs in exactly the same way. Address him as 'Collin'? You're getting 'Davvid' back. I am absolutely here for this kind of pettiness
PLEASE DON'T DISCONTINUE GOOGLE KEEP I WILL ACTUALLY DIE OF SADNESS AND DISORGANISATION
PLEASE DON'T DISCONTINUE GOOGLE KEEP I WILL ACTUALLY DIE OF SADNESS AND DISORGANISATION
It's very rude when people quote you to the group chat without your knowledge @GulliverTruffle!
"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, Harvard evolutionary biologist
OK, I want to see your #CatsAsTetrisBlocks - can anyone beat @BeautyGeekUK's Suzy?
One of the Autistic love languages is called “I saw this and thought of you”, some call it “Penguin Pebbling” (gifting of rocks) The “this” can technically take any form and isn’t necessary physical, it could be a tweet, song, article, etc …
It’s Fridaaaaaaaaay time to get funky!
This thread about the ‘world’s most criminal cat’ is today’s funniest, loveliest thing (by @FionaBowler) thepoke.com/2024/04/12/wor…
She haaaaaaaad dumps like a truck ... truck, truck
She haaaaaaaad dumps like a truck ... truck, truck
I knew it reminded me of something
This thread has kind of taken off so: please support your local cat/animal shelter. Reg was a stray and very sick with cat flu when he was rescued in December. It’s only because of the dedication of volunteers that he’s able to cause such chaos and bring such joy ❤️
Smol Paul just walked in and I can't explain but he did this little wobble and it looked exactly like "OK, it's time to get funky"
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369 Followers 2K Following RFC nutter, likes the taste of butter, mind in the gutter but views only my own and of no other.@holly @GulliverTruffle I worked with a chef who decided to call me “Sue”. I called him “Markie” until he understood. But damn, it took a while. He was like, dead earnestly asking “why are you calling me that - that’s not my name”. REPEATEDLY
@holly @GulliverTruffle Wife's mate always spells our daughter's name wrong on Xmas cards, so her daughter gets the same treatment. Our daughter's is one that can be spelled a few different ways, hers is not 🤣
@holly 😂 brilliant. This is the sort of thing my mum would do
my peg bag is different than your mum’s
My mum tried to send me a video of a tree being cut down and instead sent super-dramatic footage of her peg bag
@holly Can't stop giggling at that. Classy bag though 😆
@DrJefferyHayden @mmaggeler Is blocking better? All it takes to get around this block is a second account, or to log out, or to use an incognito tab oxgadgets.com/2022/04/why-it… via @holly
@holly Always appreciated SJ Gould as a scientist and human. Bonus: he was a guest on the Simpsons!
@holly The amount of shit I keep handy in Keep... If Google do this I will fuckin riot 😡
@holly I'm thinking about the kid I saw wiring up his tent with electricity in a refugee camp in Gaza.
I am absolutely certain that someone with the same musical brilliance as Mozart lived their life and died...utterly unknown and uncelebrated. Genius is often overlooked, when nobody's looking.
"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, Harvard evolutionary biologist
@holly @BeautyGeekUK The long straight one.