Nat @unfortunatalie
'Natalie, HR is just concerned. We can't have a renegade jumping into bins and trying to solve crimes.' (she/her) nothingbutawordbag.wordpress.com Joined January 2009-
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Very notable that while your classics like "lol" and "lmao" have hung around there's no longer any real use case for "brb" or "g2g". Where are you going to go. We're all here. Everywhere is here
Very notable that while your classics like "lol" and "lmao" have hung around there's no longer any real use case for "brb" or "g2g". Where are you going to go. We're all here. Everywhere is here
Children are so progressive now, I just heard kids arranging a game of house at the park say “should we have a mom and a dad or two dads?” “Two dads…but one is evil.”
Sorry I'm late. I had to scroll to my birth year on an app.
michael giacchino is an absolutely legendary composer whose score for LOST changed the standard for music in tv forever. he's also addicted to naming every track a stupid pun. me: wow, the song playing during Boone's funeral is beautiful. i wonder what it's called giacchino:
We're referring to jacket potatoes as Jackie Ps now, update your files.
Is William Wragg MP the wario Billy Bragg?
luckily if you switch from video games to microsoft excel and then do it for 8 hours instead of 3, none of these things happen
luckily if you switch from video games to microsoft excel and then do it for 8 hours instead of 3, none of these things happen
Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.
I'm 37 actually
I do think Sydney Sweeney's boobs are political actually in that one is to the right and one is to the left.
Apparently Japan became obsessed with RRR to the point that it's still playing in theaters there two years later and there's something magical about that
Apparently Japan became obsessed with RRR to the point that it's still playing in theaters there two years later and there's something magical about that
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@unfortunatalie this came up in my feed and I thought it was you
Why do people think I'm joking? These are real chapter titles, and the true account of the first expedition into Area X will completely eff you up.
@MForstater It's just my opinion. You won't find me turning up in the Australian courts claiming to be an expert on transgender issues only to have the presiding judge dismiss me as no more qualified on the subject than someone who just walked in off the street.
Children are so progressive now, I just heard kids arranging a game of house at the park say “should we have a mom and a dad or two dads?” “Two dads…but one is evil.”
we’re not doing credits like bring it on anymore
@unfortunatalie That's really cool 😎
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13yo apparently plays Wordle, Connections, and Tiles every day on his laptop. How? Does he subscribe to the Times? He leads a whole secret old man life that I don’t know about
@unfortunatalie It seems like Elon has kept you out of my timeline for months, but what a fantastic reintroduction. 👏
Couple at the next table very much in love. She falls asleep, slumped forward in her wheelchair, her head almost touching the table; he silently holds her hand for fifteen minutes until she is restored, whereupon they continue with their champagne and conversation.
Can a planned parenthood rep please reach out to Johnny and Amy bc I’ve never seen 2 adult be so confused about birth control #loveisblind #loveisblindS6
not Chelsea making me side with a man named Jimmy #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS6
yall aint talking enough about this incredible moment from jessica for me #LoveIsBlind
Trevor feels like he was drawn and written by a Pixar imagineer [compliment] #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS6
I think one of the funniest parts of #LoveIsBlind is that they insist showing someone's job title in almost every scene. There will be an intense breakup scene and then they'll just put up "𝐋𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐚: 𝐁𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫"