Penn Parallax @PennParallax
Seattle, WA Joined September 2013-
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@WassellSeattle the team that scores the most points will win. Book it. #StoneColdLock
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@dave_on_Cape @PMcgourty @TheMikeSalk @kirkmin I like Salk. Don't give a shit if you do. You spend a lot of energy on the guy though.
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You miss two games for punching your wife, and one game for wearing gold cleats. The NFL!!!!!!!!
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Bill O'Reilly is such a jackass that someone parodied his personality for NINE YEARS.
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Please, people. The phrase is not "all intensive purposes". It's "allanensa burbursers".
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Source inside the Mariners offices says there's a source inside the Mariners offices.
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Happy One Day Anniversary #Cubs fans
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Those who do not learn from history are determined to elect another Bush.
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Why is everyone so worried about playoff being fair? It’s college football, therefore the pure essence of fraud, bribery and backdoor deals.
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Regardless of the trade today, the idea of giving up Walker for one year of Upton is not good one.
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After reading the transcript it was obvious prosecutorial misconduct. Leading witnesses, discrediting their very own witnesses
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Protest on Ferguson focus on the Gov. of MO. Demand charges of prosecutorial negligence be brought against McCollough for acting as defense
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Dear LGBT folks asking “why are they rioting?” We literally have a parade every year celebrating the Stonewall Riots. #Ferguson
@DennisBoundsK5 @Softykjr because there's no chance they even score once.
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The US legal system, riddled with racist bias. It's a system that produces results where you can be enraged while still not being surprised.
@EmilyBett How could you not want this? #AskSanta teepublic.com/t-shirt/60357-…
@WassellSeattle You'd have to get a real job? I'd listen to music at work?
@WassellSeattle are your texter trolls a sub-species of your Twitter trolls?
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Not listening, don't care, shut up shut up shut up.
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