PerformativeMedicine @PerformativeMed
MD here to call out the performative and virtue signaling garbage of #MedTwitter accounts. Joined January 2022-
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People on here arguing about the indications for and against an LP against an…… RNs opinion. K.
Your website sucks. Or is it a blog? It doesn’t have to be little. It just sucks.
I’ve had a patient follow up 5x post total shoulder because of concerns of his wound (it’s pristine) Every time the same convo with he and his wife is had. The fact that this is free is fucking insane.
Tweeting one moronic nurse inundates you with further absolute hilarious garbage. The algorithm is solid.
Tweeting one moronic nurse inundates you with further absolute hilarious garbage. The algorithm is solid.
EKG decal on a shitty SUV confirmed @RNSuperHero
EKG decal on a shitty SUV confirmed @RNSuperHero
“Hey take a photo of me scrubbing in” Is such a fucking bizarre phenomenon of today that it’s hard to wrap your brain around. You’re about to do a case- but your narcissism needs to be filled and fueled. absolutely wild.
“Hey take a photo of me scrubbing in” Is such a fucking bizarre phenomenon of today that it’s hard to wrap your brain around. You’re about to do a case- but your narcissism needs to be filled and fueled. absolutely wild.
If we want to be serious about women physicians not leaving the work force in droves by year 6 (40%) - this singular thing is the first thing that needs to be addressed. But that’s easy - so it won’t be.
If we want to be serious about women physicians not leaving the work force in droves by year 6 (40%) - this singular thing is the first thing that needs to be addressed. But that’s easy - so it won’t be.
Speaking out about what? Political unrest on college campuses? We’re doctors. Physicians. We literally don’t need to weight in on every single fucking topic in society. We’re not that important. People don’t care nor want our opinion. Treat your patients. Do your job.
Speaking out about what? Political unrest on college campuses? We’re doctors. Physicians. We literally don’t need to weight in on every single fucking topic in society. We’re not that important. People don’t care nor want our opinion. Treat your patients. Do your job.
Being on this app you’d think the world is in shambles and falling apart. Sit on a patio and have a drink. I promise you, it’s okay.
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She’s so “persnickety” that she didn’t have the efficiency to thrive in the world of medicine. So she betrayed everyone in the system to fuck over patients and fellow physicians. Then her corporate overlords wanted her to work faster. Now she’s a victim. Fuck. You.
@PerformativeMed It sucks. We have 4 kids. My wife works for one of the biggest hospitals in the country. She got ZERO paid maternity leave because the hospital found a loophole for employees who are not residents of the state of their employment. Thank God am not a human physician. We built it…
@PerformativeMed I bet they weren’t even about to operate. They’ve specifically scrubbed (or probs just got wet arms) purely to have this photo taken.
@PerformativeMed Stare long enough into the #medtwitter and the medtwitter stares back
@PerformativeMed I keep running around like the chicken who kept screaming the sky is falling. I have to believe you’re right. There’s only so much one can do - you have to slow down and have that drink on the patio. I needed to hear this.
@PerformativeMed Agreed- bad take… getting into med school is just the ‘key to the ignition’- don’t know how to drive And what should terrify all is that >50% of med students not planning on a full time clinical practice. We have sold this generation: “credentials matter more than skills”
@PerformativeMed Even a lot of medical students haven't figured that out before they hit Residency. My first year of Pediatric Residency, I didn't know until I arrived that we had Grand Rounds every Saturday morning, were on call every other WE, and that stores in New Haven closed at noon.
@PerformativeMed My wife and I got married during our day off from the ICU. We then had to go back and finish a week of ICU, before we can go on our honeymoon.
@PerformativeMed Stay healthy and as far away from the hc system as you can
@PerformativeMed @yuvalpatelMD Plus the people that go into med school are the ultimate conformists.
@PerformativeMed lol. this is actually funny. except for the patient.
@PerformativeMed I think for me at least its really the crazy patients who make your life hell. There is no offramp for these people any more. No asylums, no family who monitor them, just a horizontal disconnected health care system that shuffles them around and never tells them they are nuts.
@PerformativeMed I almost don’t like it being called suicide. To me it feels like a form of homicide like Michelle Carter/Conrad Roy. Executive leadership/bloated admin know the med school debt burden. See more patients in less time. Get in 40 hours that generate RVUs. Do all admin tasks unpaid.…
@PerformativeMed I have cut back so much this year, and looking on ways to cut back more. People want to talk about increasing cancer rates, and ignore this as a factor, a known carcinogen.
The tall blonde was the clinical research nurse I worked with in Santa Barbara when working on my MPH project. I’m on the far right. She passed away from multiple myeloma. Her name was Linda and she was an incredible human being.
Is it just me, or is @DrBruggeman the only ortho colleague in recent times to be informing us and going to battle on our behalf? Thanks Adam, keep it up!
Want to see the latest Optum tactic? It’s called “Innovative Payment Integrity Approach for Focused Claims Review”. Inundate the physician or hospital with medical records requests, run the claims through AI, then deny if a period is missing. Leads to multiple appeals to get…
@PerformativeMed I hear you, brother. But those fuckers will bill regardless. That is ALL they care about.
Bryson Dechambeau’s lesson on hitting down on the golf ball was really good. Really good way for people to practice making correct contact. @b_dechambeau
@PerformativeMed Sample inhalers for my patients to try.
@PerformativeMed The level of pandering people on this app go through for “inclusivity” despite defying all rationality is incredible. I always ask these people - if your loved one is sick in the hospital, who do you want caring for them?