Steven Perlenfein @Perlywhite

Time to get my beauty rest! Coffee date tomorrow. If I'm lucky my boo will let me lick his whipped cream ;) #gaysex

Tonight I plan to light some candles and soak in the steamy bath while Ricardo rubs oil all over me. I lust his massages. #gaysexualtension

I love how that guy from starbucks always lustfully gazes into my eyes as he gives me my decaf fat free latte. Too bad I'm taken :( #fml

Its a struggle to watch Once Upon a Time anymore #bestshowever My man candy, Graham is dead. He made my insides tingle. David is a close 2nd

Good morning sunshine! Theres nothing like the smell of fat free bacon waking me up to an adventurous day of shopping! #gaylife

Taking a break from spooning. My ass cheeks need a break! #bonertoassspoonfest

Cuddling with my love while watching Sex and the City :) what an amazing way to end such a perfect day <3 #straightforcarrieann #gaylife

I love it when my phone auto corrects Oral as Anal. It knows me so well :) #perksofbeinggay

Super sale at Pier One?? Do I have time to Martha Stewartize my house before the party arrives? WORTH THE RISK!! #gottabefapfabulous

This St. Patricks day, I WON'T be wearing green... I like being pinched ;) #ohthethingsidoforsex #sexualpun

I have a romantic candlelit dinner of quiche and creme brule planned for this evening with my soulmate. He means the world to me <3 #gaylove

Just got out of the steamy shower. Lovin how my aveda conditioner makes my hair so silky and lacome mud masque rejuvinates my skin. #heaven

Ever tried hiking in heels? It truly is painful to be beautiful. #fml #gaymanproblems #tennisshoesmakemyasslookflat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Don't touch me there! I don't know you! #wishmyasswasntsohot #gay90sadventures #ohdearlord

I cant find my cherry red lip gloss!! Not a good way to start an eventful day of shoe shopping :( #suckstobegay #fml #chapstickwontcutit

In uptown today a man tried stealing my new lucious louis vutton handbag! I broke a nail trying to wrestle it back! #noonetouchesmygems

Woke up this morning with a massive headache and my thighs chafing. What the hell went on last night at the 90's?! #justanothergaymoment

Eating lunch and finishing up hw for class

She needs to quit stealing my phone to tweet. Truth is I'm a gay jersey shore loving fag.

My girlfriend is so insanely hot, I need to call the fire department!