Simon @PerturbSecular

Secular humanist, ex astro-physicist, sarcastic bugger Attempting to explain physics from first principles dsimondx.wordpress.com UK Joined May 2011

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Viral vortex @Viral_vortex1

5 days ago

@Rainmaker1973 Physics is cool but chemistry is cooler

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No Context Brits @NoContextBrits

3 weeks ago

The most British headline you will ever read.

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Simon @PerturbSecular

4 weeks ago

Along with the Car Stairs to no where Flying boat The tide line on the island is above the dock which is fixed by the stairs

INTERIOR HUNT @Interiorhunt11

a month ago

Along with the Car Stairs to no where Flying boat The tide line on the island is above the dock which is fixed by the stairs

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Lysistrata's Stone Phallus @LUBOttom

2 months ago

My former adult foster daughter is stuck in Bournemouth with no money and urgently needs £35 to get home paypal.com/paypalme/smith…

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Lysistrata's Stone Phallus @LUBOttom

2 months ago

Jade, my former adult foster daughter has run out of electric and money and needs £30 to put on the meter, please share. Thank you paypal.com/paypalme/smith…

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Lysistrata's Stone Phallus @LUBOttom

2 months ago

I am massively in need of mash pots if anyone would like to help a crip whose disability costs exceeds their wallet. amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls…

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Lysistrata's Stone Phallus @LUBOttom

2 months ago

If anyone can help, these are very urgent health related needs.

Lysistrata's Stone Phallus @LUBOttom

2 months ago

If anyone can help, these are very urgent health related needs.

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Lysistrata's Stone Phallus @LUBOttom

2 months ago

Please share. I’m afraid I need help again. All my money has gone on disability related items and I don’t have the money to buy the foods I rely on: mash pots and fiid packs, due to my v Ltd diet as I have CVS-plus amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls…

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Neil Renic @NC_Renic

2 months ago

Congratulations on completing your PhD, you have earned the right to be called “doctor” sarcastically when you mess up basic trivia

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Matt R @j_razor101

2 months ago

Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. I sang to to them "🎶 Washing machines live longer with.." None of them responded with "🎶 Calgon” I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.

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Lysistrata's Stone Phallus @LUBOttom

2 months ago

Dealing with ridiculous expenses at the moment related to my health and so I’m needing to constantly ask if people can share my list, please. Other than the vouchers everything is related directly to my complex conditions amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls…

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Oliver Kamm @OliverKamm

2 months ago

Native English speakers almost never make grammatical mistakes.

Neil Stone @DrNeilStone

2 months ago

Native English speakers almost never make grammatical mistakes.

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Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT

3 months ago

Every damn time!

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Lysistrata's Stone Phallus @LUBOttom

3 months ago

Jade is seeking to desperately raise £70 for rent arrears which she just cannot afford paypal.com/paypalme/smith…

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Lysistrata's Stone Phallus @LUBOttom

3 months ago

Hi all, I don’t get paid until the 22nd & nearly out of Kool paks for post seizure muscle pain and safe easy to prepare foods for my condition (have to be soft, low fat, gluten & lactose free amongst other things). amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls…

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight

4 months ago

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Lysistrata's Stone Phallus @LUBOttom

4 months ago

Can anyone help Jade, former adult foster daughter who was a LAC? She needs £30 to keep her head afloat, and any extra would be great. She’s v unwell & I’m worried. I’ve donated everything I can afford to for a month. Please RT XX PayPal.me/smithy2695

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Lysistrata's Stone Phallus @LUBOttom

5 months ago

Jade was my adult foster daughter. She’s £40 behind her rent which is due today. If anyone can spare anything to help her, it would be massively appreciated. I’m having to support my son as his PIP glitched so I can’t help her. PayPal.Me paypal.com/paypalme/smith…

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Simon @PerturbSecular

5 months ago

To see if she likes it?

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To see if she likes it?

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Simon @PerturbSecular

6 months ago

If everyone who ever lived spent their entire lives shuffling cards. The odds of any order appearing twice is approximately the same as the powerball lottery producing exactly the same numbers 7 times in a row