Mister America Captain Baseball Team @PhLevelBasic
Underachieving since 1995 Joined April 2013-
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Average Ernest Hemingway story: To prove his masculinity, Hemingway sailed into a hurricane only to return haunted by a tragic love affair and God's indifference to his despair. Average F. Scott Fitzgerald story: After his wife called him gay, Fitzgerald slipped on a banana peel.
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Mister America Captain Baseball Team retweeted
The Wizards could've beaten the Cavs idc idc idc
The Wizards could've beaten the Cavs idc idc idc
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One of our franchise all-time greats. The definition of an era. A lasting legacy. A forever Wizard. Congratulations on your retirement, @JohnWall 💙
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"they are making a map without community input" ... ????
"they are making a map without community input" ... ????
Mister America Captain Baseball Team retweeted
Mister America Captain Baseball Team retweeted
Cooper Lutkenhaus made the world team to get out of cross country. Ultimate big brain 800m runner move
Wizards trading for Kelly Olynyk
Wizards trading for Kelly Olynyk https://t.co/zrCjPUHjqS
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This is not a basketball problem. It’s not even a market problem. This is a marketing problem. The NBA’s media partners have failed them, both on game nights and in between. The promotion is awful, and so is the presentation. They do absolutely nothing to draw people in.
This is not a basketball problem. It’s not even a market problem. This is a marketing problem. The NBA’s media partners have failed them, both on game nights and in between. The promotion is awful, and so is the presentation. They do absolutely nothing to draw people in.
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“No artistic merit” shut the fuck up and watch the 2014 Spurs nerd
“No artistic merit” shut the fuck up and watch the 2014 Spurs nerd https://t.co/7FfaOGR7X7
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My dearest Wormwood,
Mister America Captain Baseball Team retweeted
46 SEASONS SINCE WEVE MADE A CONFERENCE FINALS OR WON 50 GAMES OUR FRANCHISE GOAT IS WES UNSELD BUT THE SPURS ARE ONE OF THE BEST FRANCHISE EVER WITH WEMBY AND WE GET THE SIXTH PICK
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they got wemby they got duncan they got the admiral they about to get cooper flagg our franchise legends are wes unseld and bradley beal bro i cant do this anymore
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I'm pretty close to the point of considering the NBA's new lottery odds a failure. It's just resulted in even more teams tanking, while also doing a worse job of accomplishing the primary goal of helping the worst teams get better.
Why ever believe in anything
Why ever believe in anything
Mister America Captain Baseball Team retweeted
Nico not picking Flagg would be the funniest thing in NBA history
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The universe hates Wizards fans. Simple as that.
Fascinating that someone who grew up a Bears fan could believe in a loving god
Fascinating that someone who grew up a Bears fan could believe in a loving god
Can't believe Shams already knows who it is
Can't believe Shams already knows who it is
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