Matt @scriptumsent
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(Elizabethan man time-traveled to present day trying to connect his phone to the network) do you know the Wherefore-Fi
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and he said to him, “Everyone serves the good juice first and then the inferior juice after the guests have become drunk. But you have kept the good juice until now.”
and he said to him, “Everyone serves the good juice first and then the inferior juice after the guests have become drunk. But you have kept the good juice until now.”
It’s so unnerving to open a brand-new pack of playing cards and see that the Joker got there first…
[Before the Joker figured out his schtick] DETECTIVE (spotting something, pointing): Is that— PARTNER (couched down, lifting up card): The 4 of Clubs Guy again
Mistakes were made on both sides
Mistakes were made on both sides https://t.co/Q9NV20LAIB
It probably does help when your source material is *Homer*
It probably does help when your source material is *Homer*
me trying to keep the cat alive
me trying to keep the cat alive https://t.co/Io6T177jeN
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Never thought I’d see the day when there is violence at “Burning Man”
when he can’t distinguish essential and accidental features
when he can’t distinguish essential and accidental features https://t.co/wN50FjbM05
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