Matt @scriptumsent
((semi-)retired) Joined April 2011-
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You couldn't get away with a show like 'House' today. "He may look like a normal doctor but beneath it all he's a domicile."
We get it you’re well off
So stupid when conservatives complain about “bleeding heart” liberals. Put aside your differences and get the man some medical attention.
“that’s my bread and butter” sorry i must’ve grabbed the wrong cart
“Mr.” Grinch became embittered toward the people of Whoville when they refused to acknowledge his PhD
Atheists when you call it The Magic Flute and not The Science Flute
quiet quitter, the productive employee?
quiet quitter, the productive employee? https://t.co/s6bKHgRRK0
Wasn’t sure about trusting this guy but when you said he’s a “confidence man” it put my mind at ease. Thanks!
would love to get inside the mind of the first guy who thought that if you just say "shoo, fly" it will depart in shame
The fact that the singer offers this description not as his own but as a quotation he feels no need to attribute suggests that the Grinch’s stench was so widely reputed as to become proverbial
Imagining this as Bill trying to compete with Steve Jobs’ “just one more thing” shtick and this is what he landed on
Imagining this as Bill trying to compete with Steve Jobs’ “just one more thing” shtick and this is what he landed on
Europeans are like “Deep in the 40.47 Hectare Wood,
When De Niro says “you talkin’ to me?” it’s actually pretty sad. You’re over 30 years old and you don’t know how mirrors work?
JokerMakeupJacobite �.. @ClwnPrncCharlie
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Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane
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Chris @CMccafe
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517
12K Followers 404 Following Pastor of St. Elbereth’s Parish, Hobbiton, The Shire. Excuse us while we sing to the sky |-/ “INSUBORDINATE AND CHURLISH” -@halvorz
Unworthy Hand @kisstheblade_
5K Followers 1K Following MB. Christian, gay. Author of I Am Going To Make You Live In The Zoo. Professor of Big Naturals Law at the University of Austin.
Sixtus Sextus (away�.. @TheSixtus
1K Followers 364 Following ~Penance and Leeches, But mostly Penance~ 🐌 🦫 🪱
Good Tweetman @Goodtweet_man
38K Followers 5K Following king of pseudo-intellectuals and jester of Catholic Twitter. All wives in my wife jokes are fictional and not intended to resemble any person, living or dead.
Zac Mabry @ZacMabry
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Jon 〽️ @of_Forgetting
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alex zawacki @AChillGhost
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🎱mɐtʇhǝw🎱 @matthewofkansas
252 Followers 363 Following inside of you there are two matthews. ‘reality itself is a parable’-ratzinger. tweets will delete if betsy thinks they’re dumb.
Zac @lunarfarmer
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LB Classic @looksbizarre
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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb
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space cat - b/acc @cat_upgrades
496 Followers 213 Following space cat is a character on the popular dystopian comedy podcast ɪɴᴛᴇʀɢᴀʟᴀᴄᴛɪᴄ ʀᴀɪʟʀᴏᴀᴅ which will no longer be arriving from the future due to budget cuts.
Fr Thomas Crean OP @crean_fr
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Sujit Thomas @ThomasSujit
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Toru @toru_inulusa
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Carmella Groteluesche.. @CGrotelues99275
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560 Followers 5K Following What can be more beautiful that the feeling, that puts all other feelings to shame? Love.😘🥰🥰🥰
Molly @MollyMcC__
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Bubacarr touray @bubacarr_t92596
555 Followers 5K Following my aim is to find a good and honestly peoples 🙏
JokerMakeupJacobite �.. @ClwnPrncCharlie
4K Followers 4K Following The cause that wit is in other men | Stat Crocs Dum Volvitur Orbis | husband to @pippanie |🦉| 🇻🇦|
Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane
15K Followers 150 Following Critics say I have the “jocular emaciation” of a young John Hannah.
madoc cairns | wsj @MadocCairns
15K Followers 2K Following Editor, @Plough | Catholic | Socialist | 🕊️ |🔥| ✍️: [email protected] | 📰: https://t.co/ofmQIlo5zy
Chris @CMccafe
5K Followers 2K Following managing editor @washingreview | layout and design @TheEndMagazine
Harrison Lemke @hplemke
3K Followers 1K Following knyght full of thought and slepy • musician (harrison lemke, brother android, dragon warrior) • game dev @bootsquestdx
Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517
12K Followers 404 Following Pastor of St. Elbereth’s Parish, Hobbiton, The Shire. Excuse us while we sing to the sky |-/ “INSUBORDINATE AND CHURLISH” -@halvorz
Unworthy Hand @kisstheblade_
5K Followers 1K Following MB. Christian, gay. Author of I Am Going To Make You Live In The Zoo. Professor of Big Naturals Law at the University of Austin.
Fr. Paul Atreides @BackwardsFeet
21K Followers 603 Following priest of ten thousand takes God, gains, and games not a canon lawyer 505 / 300 / 500 https://t.co/GRhASHN9wU | https://t.co/wrXIdgXCvV | https://t.co/pIHeIpBpNQ
Sixtus Sextus (away�.. @TheSixtus
1K Followers 364 Following ~Penance and Leeches, But mostly Penance~ 🐌 🦫 🪱
Good Tweetman @Goodtweet_man
38K Followers 5K Following king of pseudo-intellectuals and jester of Catholic Twitter. All wives in my wife jokes are fictional and not intended to resemble any person, living or dead.
Zac Mabry @ZacMabry
12K Followers 850 Following CFO for hire | employee benefits enthusiast | former little rascal | friend to all | world’s cutest gif | not advice
Jon 〽️ @of_Forgetting
1K Followers 827 Following I am larger, better than I thought, I did not know I held so much goodness. ☧
yeet @chadwifeyeet
5K Followers 241 Following lover of bread. queen of spreadsheets. wife to joey. mom of twins.
Otto Von Pissmarck @pissmarck
3K Followers 1K Following I’m here to unite Germany and say some stupid shit, and buddy, I’m all out of Germany.
BDM @bdmcclay
8K Followers 1K Following essayist & critic / my dog's name is boswell / trying to stay offline-ish for a bit https://t.co/4NgqVVORYq
Just Zach🇵🇸 @chIoroplast
3K Followers 655 Following If you die before you die, then you won't die when you die / Married
ukrainian skater clam.. @stakethisclaim
772 Followers 470 Following foul-mouth Texas Catholic with a serious crafting problem. ADHD, pun fanatic, not an actual mollusk. Founder, Order of St Monica*
Br. Anselm Dominic Le.. @frateranselmus
545 Followers 848 Following Dominican Student Brother • Province of the Most Holy Name of Jesus (West US)
Fraser @FraserOReilly
183 Followers 1K Following It’s cool to use the computer, don’t let the computer use you. There’s a war going on. The battlefield’s in the mind. And the prize is the soul.
Toru @toru_inulusa
76 Followers 112 Following fox friend | Catholic | (con)language and liturgy | DMs open
ELBrooks, hero, poet,.. @PoetRegressive
1K Followers 844 Following Alright buddy, it's time to be my friend. There's no getting out of it .
totally regular guy @allofthistosay
49 Followers 116 Following wait, what? Catholic dad Sports: Rays + Blues
Austin Williams @WilliamsAustinM
1K Followers 439 Following PhD Candidate @BCPhilosophy - Editor @MacrinaMagazine - Thinking with Schelling and Kierkegaard about self-harm, meaning, and God
Matthew Guertin @ghostowlredux
506 Followers 814 Following Lonergan + Gadamer bro | philosopher-writer and poet thing | teacher of English | dark Nyssian | https://t.co/N8ENwO7zRn | 🏳️🌈
γάρρεττ ὁ �.. @statcruxdum
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Phillip 💚🐝🐐�.. @crepusculi
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ieshua Ceannaideach @OrigenOfSpices
988 Followers 4K Following Christian. pluralist conservative. psychology student. art. nature. cultural/intellectual/political history & geography. childhoods. occasional esoteric satire.
Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh
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Ben @dharmawarrior3
527 Followers 310 Following Well, here’s where we enter the virgin territories of metaphysics.
Jeff Reimer @jreimr
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman
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katie kadue @kukukadoo
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Baskerville 2 @ReturnOfTheBask
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Tactical Nuclear Patr.. @TacticalNukachu
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Classics & Virtues @classicvirtues
1K Followers 910 Following Musings on the Good, the True, and the Beautiful in Literature, Philosophy, Psychoanalysis, Film, Politics, and Art.
Walahfrid Strabo🪬�.. @MiguelGuelbec
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ernesto @unterernst
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Endless Dan Moore @danup
1K Followers 1K Following Baseball at @mademdashes. @fangamer. Lucky is the man who does not secretly believe that every possibility is open to him.
Henry Wallis Commenta.. @henryjkwallis
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Fr. Andrew Younan @younan3000
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James @GravitysRa1nbow
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WokE Space Xonquistad.. @space_woke
991 Followers 2K Following /dd, but live and declare the deeds of the LORD. "all-around ne'er-do-well"
Eric @OmegaTWolf
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Daniel Jones @DanielAJones93
535 Followers 210 Following Interests: Eastern Orthodoxy, Neoplatonism, Polytheism, World Religions, strength training / oly weightlifting, thinking, geosciences and engineering, sports.
Joseph Messing @JosephMessing21
202 Followers 1K Following Am actually not "beat" but strange solitary crazy Catholic mystic. Fundies will be blocked.
Helen De Cruz @Helenreflects
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Lyle Enright @YnysDyn
993 Followers 319 Following Nonviolent theology in the streets, fiction and funky dice games in the sheets. Religion & Lit PhD. TTRPG lover. Writer of spooky things. Incessant dadposter.
crisp @crispfallday
248 Followers 2K Following If speech were tried against you, could you stand it? Yet who can hold back words?
Daniel @pdfhunter1
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Otter @ThisOrTheOtter
529 Followers 325 Following You will suffer if you do good, but your suffering will become your glory.
emma @timesnewemma
2K Followers 659 Following wife / mom of two / retired shitposter / hope does not put us to shame ⳩
Plotinus and his coun.. @HoDiadochus
2K Followers 484 Following ἄφελε πάντα. | Ich sah dich schwingen von unheiligster Hand! | A radiation of light comes from it, though it reposes. | Arise all ye faithful to the sword!
Scott R. Swain @scottrswain
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ʿAṭṭār @noonessleep
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ong, the last airbend.. @velcrofrills
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someone just liked this amazing idea I had three years ago—imagine the possibilities
app idea: cameo for academics (maybe it's called "guest lecture"): $150 for Peter Singer to tell you it's ok to eat a hamburger; $50 for Avital Ronell to sing you happy birthday
When you’re born in to this world as a boy, nobody cares if you lay on the couch. May even think it’s cute if you’re young enough. But as you get older and enter manhood, more & more people try to interfere with your lying on the couch. This is behind a lot of male radicalization
writing a screenplay is so embarrassing... here are some guys i made up... now they're gonna say a bunch of random shit i just thought of...
This is frankly ridiculous.
Meet planet J1407b. The planet with the largest Known ring system.
[blank] is an example of somebody who's done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more At 7 it's marginal, right? I’d love to just drive the hell out of here. Just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. My life was great.
how many trump isms do you use in daily life? for me: Many such cases Very very disrespectful
finally watched Hannibal. pretty good show but found it hard to root for the guy. why eat people?
As with Shakespeare, I can't be sure I'm aware of them all.
how many trump isms do you use in daily life? for me: Many such cases Very very disrespectful
no one in human history has ever acted better than this. peak performance
I picked up a second-hand copy of Ulysses recently, with an inscription that's kinda broken my heart. I wish it was still with the original owner.
Governor Noem, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?
There’s very little reason for most middle managers to exist and this is simply an expression of anxiety about that
Olive Keogh: Quiet quitters are hard to handle because they continue to complete their assigned workload to the same (often high) standard, giving their managers an uneasy feeling but nothing specific to complain about. irishtimes.com/business/work/…
Tried to introduce my parents to Norm Macdonald comedy but they weren't really into it. I guess he's not for everyone
If you can't protest on a college campus where can you protest. Come on
This whips
Wanted to share this amazing essay from artist Dave Palumbo. Who btw is an incredible artist so he definitely knows what he’s talking about! So well written, and I agree so much with this. Worth a read: muddycolors.com/2024/04/the-a-…
Wittgenstein's birthday today. Near the end of his life he asked to see a Dominican friar, and had several conversations with Fr Conrad Pepler OP. He expressed a desire to him - never fulfilled - to retire to a Dominican priory, so long as no one spoke to him about philosophy.
your son is honestly goated, and was lowkey a pleasure to have in class
question for men: what are your favourite things to do with other men?
Guy on the classical station just now: So many notes...
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