Joe, friend. @blessed_nothing
Patriot of the Universe. Joined September 2015-
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They should do a funny Planet of the Apes. They got all those monkeys but it's always so sad....
immature attitude
here’s what melania would look like if she were black or chinese
here’s what melania would look like if she were black or chinese
i hold a record on the kobayashi maru. i’m the fastest person to ever say it was a no-win situation. they said, “george, we haven’t even finished explaining it yet.” i said, “doesn’t matter. can’t be done.” they accused me of cheating. there were hearings, inquiries.
Alfred Molina on Spider-Man 2: ‘Rosemary Harris & I were suspended in harnesses 40ft above the soundstage floor & we were left hanging there for ages & ran out of small talk. At one point, Rosemary said quietly ‘I’m classically trained, you know.’
*guy who just watched Amadeus* getting a real Amadeus vibe from the Kendrick/Drake beef
Last monarchs of Ancestors (exact time of last immigration unclear but one of these two for sure)
Last monarchs of Ancestors (exact time of last immigration unclear but one of these two for sure) https://t.co/S7XtCs6mui
“considered in itself, a poem is a pretty unfleshed skeleton! -a statue has three dimensions, a painting two, but a poem has only one: time.”
they called it the great depression, but i never saw what was so great about it. seemed like pretty bad depression
it’s one of those pretty nights, the cousins of our beautiful days
power shifting. red sox and mets swapping personalities. like that ep of seinfeld where george becomes elaine and elaine becomes george
tfw youve conflated the ethical and the aesthetic
tfw youve conflated the ethical and the aesthetic
“God made everything out of nothing. But the nothingness shows through.” - Paul Valéry
the european mind cannot fathom
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JokerMakeupJacobite �.. @ClwnPrncCharlie
4K Followers 4K Following The cause that wit is in other men | Stat Crocs Dum Volvitur Orbis | husband to @pippanie |🦉| 🇻🇦|
madoc cairns | wsj @MadocCairns
15K Followers 2K Following Editor, @Plough | Catholic | Socialist | 🕊️ |🔥| ✍️: [email protected] | 📰: https://t.co/ofmQIlo5zy
Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane
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Chris @CMccafe
5K Followers 2K Following managing editor @washingreview | layout and design @TheEndMagazine
Fr. Paul Atreides @BackwardsFeet
21K Followers 606 Following priest of ten thousand takes God, gains, and games not a canon lawyer 505 / 300 / 500 https://t.co/GRhASHN9wU | https://t.co/wrXIdgXCvV | https://t.co/pIHeIpBpNQ
Jon 〽️ @of_Forgetting
1K Followers 829 Following I am larger, better than I thought, I did not know I held so much goodness. ☧
Harrison Lemke @hplemke
3K Followers 1K Following knyght full of thought and slepy • musician (harrison lemke, brother android, dragon warrior) • game dev @bootsquestdx
Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517
12K Followers 404 Following Pastor of St. Elbereth’s Parish, Hobbiton, The Shire. Excuse us while we sing to the sky |-/ “INSUBORDINATE AND CHURLISH” -@halvorz
Zac Mabry @ZacMabry
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Sixtus Sextus (away�.. @TheSixtus
1K Followers 366 Following ~Penance and Leeches, But mostly Penance~ 🐌 🦫 🪱
Good Tweetman @Goodtweet_man
38K Followers 5K Following king of pseudo-intellectuals and jester of Catholic Twitter. All wives in my wife jokes are fictional and not intended to resemble any person, living or dead.
Otto Von Pissmarck @pissmarck
3K Followers 1K Following I’m here to unite Germany and say some stupid shit, and buddy, I’m all out of Germany.
Fr. Ambrose @HoneyTongueMuse
10K Followers 730 Following Put on the Lord Jesus Christ, and make no provision for the desires of the flesh. Catholic Priest. Music, disc golf, fitness. All views my own.
LB Classic @looksbizarre
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Madeline Mallery @MadelineMa57734
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David Matta @ddmatta
741 Followers 2K Following Philosophy of mind, ethics, phenomenology, and mindfulness. Generally, a critic & gadfly. Roams like a bee collecting nectar.
A̶L̶Y̶S̶ @jung_woman
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abby @aabbyyyyyyyyyyy
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☸️Εleazar✝️ @Eleazar_o7
57 Followers 256 Following Universal Consciousness must take on Christ Consciousness
Lobster Jones @lobster_jones
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liv @argumentlover
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Horatius at the Gate @hinterlanderrrr
299 Followers 1K Following For the Ashes of their Fathers, The temples of their gods | #Jüngertarian #Nappystan #Adamsonian - formerly @HoratiusAtGate
ً�.. @polythne
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Siomy Coxese @mujaya_
3K Followers 1K Following I love the sensual. For me this and love for the sun has a share in brilliance and beauty
ifrit @metadiogenes
2K Followers 1K Following a column of ashes upheld by the wind | passing through nature to eternity
topocount.eth @topocount
331 Followers 1K Following Protocol Engineer @Sonastream; Occasional doffer @HatsProtocol | #buidl maximalist, hype minimalist; Tip the artist pool
Toru @toru_inulusa
79 Followers 112 Following fox friend | Catholic | (con)language and liturgy | DMs open
Amalia Colina @ColinaAmal75044
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Sloan Koepsel @KoepseSl
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Greta Cominsky @CominskyGr47146
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Genna Golka @GennaGolk
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Katherine Sturtevant @KatherineS3370
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🇺🇸BurzumDaKing�.. @burzumdaking
341 Followers 1K Following God is real; Jesus heals James 1:12 ✝️✝️✝️Christ is King✝️✝️✝️ God is good.
Cecilia 😌 @Cecilia6446
5 Followers 235 Following Alluring sirеn caрtivating hеarts with hеr magnetiс аura
Bridget Thavichith @BridgetTha40163
81 Followers 5K Following
Spergy Top Sider @liminal_points
432 Followers 691 Following There is in the world only the choice between solitude and vulgarity. Buy $EGIRL.
Aly Arnet @AlyArnet87736
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Vincenza Condelario @VincenzaCo25882
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Nahla Cance @nahl_ca
75 Followers 5K Following
Sarah Tregaskis @Summer_sunss
7 Followers 69 Following
juy @JuyKiub21092
518 Followers 3K Following I am a traveler who loves life and I hope you enjoy some of the beautiful sights I share.
Fran Akles @FAkles68277
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Öfff @velvelezelzele
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🖤 @lyfelovr
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Fallon Nussey @FallNusse
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Lexi-mae Glacken @GlackenMae57426
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Twanna Ferriola @FerrioTwann
49 Followers 5K Following
JokerMakeupJacobite �.. @ClwnPrncCharlie
4K Followers 4K Following The cause that wit is in other men | Stat Crocs Dum Volvitur Orbis | husband to @pippanie |🦉| 🇻🇦|
madoc cairns | wsj @MadocCairns
15K Followers 2K Following Editor, @Plough | Catholic | Socialist | 🕊️ |🔥| ✍️: [email protected] | 📰: https://t.co/ofmQIlo5zy
Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane
15K Followers 150 Following Critics say I have the “jocular emaciation” of a young John Hannah.
Chris @CMccafe
5K Followers 2K Following managing editor @washingreview | layout and design @TheEndMagazine
Fr. Paul Atreides @BackwardsFeet
21K Followers 606 Following priest of ten thousand takes God, gains, and games not a canon lawyer 505 / 300 / 500 https://t.co/GRhASHN9wU | https://t.co/wrXIdgXCvV | https://t.co/pIHeIpBpNQ
Jon 〽️ @of_Forgetting
1K Followers 829 Following I am larger, better than I thought, I did not know I held so much goodness. ☧
Harrison Lemke @hplemke
3K Followers 1K Following knyght full of thought and slepy • musician (harrison lemke, brother android, dragon warrior) • game dev @bootsquestdx
Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517
12K Followers 404 Following Pastor of St. Elbereth’s Parish, Hobbiton, The Shire. Excuse us while we sing to the sky |-/ “INSUBORDINATE AND CHURLISH” -@halvorz
Zac Mabry @ZacMabry
12K Followers 851 Following CFO for hire | employee benefits enthusiast | former little rascal | friend to all | world’s cutest gif | not advice
Sixtus Sextus (away�.. @TheSixtus
1K Followers 366 Following ~Penance and Leeches, But mostly Penance~ 🐌 🦫 🪱
Good Tweetman @Goodtweet_man
38K Followers 5K Following king of pseudo-intellectuals and jester of Catholic Twitter. All wives in my wife jokes are fictional and not intended to resemble any person, living or dead.
Otto Von Pissmarck @pissmarck
3K Followers 1K Following I’m here to unite Germany and say some stupid shit, and buddy, I’m all out of Germany.
Fr. Ambrose @HoneyTongueMuse
10K Followers 730 Following Put on the Lord Jesus Christ, and make no provision for the desires of the flesh. Catholic Priest. Music, disc golf, fitness. All views my own.
LB Classic @looksbizarre
2K Followers 426 Following
David Matta @ddmatta
741 Followers 2K Following Philosophy of mind, ethics, phenomenology, and mindfulness. Generally, a critic & gadfly. Roams like a bee collecting nectar.
A̶L̶Y̶S̶ @jung_woman
888 Followers 492 Following
Jacob Wren @EverySongIveEve
6K Followers 6K Following Authenticity is a Feeling Rich and Poor Polyamorous Love Song PME-ART The Air Contains Honey
julie @h0mmelette
4K Followers 1K Following Well, well; these long calms have a morbid effect on the mind, I’ve often heard,
Siomy Coxese @mujaya_
3K Followers 1K Following I love the sensual. For me this and love for the sun has a share in brilliance and beauty
Toru @toru_inulusa
80 Followers 112 Following fox friend | Catholic | (con)language and liturgy | DMs open
Mayor Eric Adams @NYCMayor
1.6M Followers 1K Following Delivering a fairer, safer, and brighter future for Every New Yorker. Official account of the 110th Mayor of NYC. He/Him/His
Eyes of Fire @aquilaeyef
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The Anglish Times @theanglishtimes
16K Followers 10K Following News written in Anglish --- https://t.co/No7L3PoD0R --- https://t.co/WTCN8e3MFw ---
Vintage Maps @vintagemapstore
307K Followers 5 Following Exploring the world through the lens of cartography and design. 🗺️ Vintage maps, propaganda posters, modern infographics, and heraldry.
Spergy Top Sider @liminal_points
432 Followers 691 Following There is in the world only the choice between solitude and vulgarity. Buy $EGIRL.
Weyland @weymarjohansson
450 Followers 2K Following the antics of this fly alarm me: can an eagle tell a lie?
out of context 30 Roc.. @30rockposts
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Paul Franz @plfrnz
399 Followers 794 Following
Stolen Dune @StolenDans
6K Followers 2K Following certified poster, dylan fanatic, amateur historian, occasional writer and producer. 🧍 writing: https://t.co/kt8b2Z8diZ alt: @legaldans
Dune Quotes @DuneQuoteBot
48K Followers 0 Following Unofficial bot that spits out a random quote from Frank Herbert's six Dune books, even though spit is a terrible waste of water Mastodon: https://t.co/o5E9bEoXmf
davetimeprayer @davetimeprayer
56 Followers 164 Following
j.m. larue @depoitiers522
413 Followers 2K Following theology • philosophy • poetry || deus est summum bonnum || husband @olivia8park || striving for godliness
Biohacker @biohacker
18K Followers 469 Following Mitochondrial magician, enhancing health, fitness & performance via pharmacological leveraging. Tweets are not medical advice.
Tarquin @realtarquinism
1K Followers 2K Following You Know This Is All Just A Story, Don't You? @realtarquinable
Cornel West @CornelWest
1.1M Followers 192 Following One of America's most provocative public intellectuals; a champion for Truth, Justice & Love. Running as an Independent candidate for President
walker @walkercapl
7K Followers 995 Following 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴 . . . 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘵! editing @joylandmagazine writing performance comedy mailing list: https://t.co/OVBhQuirJg
allis🦠n ✨ @wwwplumcom
349 Followers 328 Following Scientist + Writer. Southerner in the midwest. Sometimes I take photos. 100 percent cool shit nonetheless. (views are my own, this is a personal account ☘️)
entrapranure @entrapranure
34K Followers 85 Following 💎all original content 💸multi-trillionaire mindset 👨🏻grind like tom hardy 🐠original rare fish investor 💰on a mission to take you to the next comma
Prof. Dr. Michael Hö.. @medievalchina
7K Followers 2K Following Sinologist going medieval on State & Society of China・the China that interests me perished in 1927・Orientaliste en chambre・Klassenfeind・Kampfradler・pron.: 某/臣/佢
Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson
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CriminalSimpsons @Criminalsimpson
101K Followers 97 Following The gangsta who’s dissin' your flygirl
#00 Clarity @blissposting
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swamp hag 🐰☕️�.. @potatoslav
4K Followers 508 Following rachel | 33 | jersey🇺🇸 ➡️ göttingen, germany🇩🇪 | i’m probably joking ✨🌙 better on tiktok tbh
Hugh Selwyn Mauberley @HughMauberley
1K Followers 984 Following Beyond the stir and tumult of defeated dreams
Drake Motel @drakemotel
2K Followers 600 Following Associate Editor @NYBooks you should read our magazine. Breakdowns come and breakdowns go, so.
Gideon Lazar - The Co.. @ByzCat
14K Followers 833 Following Byzantine Catholic. Husband. Father. Theology Masters student. Editor for @CTFellowship. Views are my own. Interaction or following =/= endorsement.
Say what you will about the old physics but Aristotle cooked with Physics I
@whduryea Stupid fucking film. Weird moaning giants. Gawain is a major bitch
Also since I’m scrolling through this thread, Green Knight is truly dogshit
@dawtismspeaks 2021 - The Green Knight, hands down. Beautiful, brilliant film that exceeded my (very high) expectations.
@whduryea Poorly mixed audio, the queens monologue is boring as hell, feels super out of place, and goes on for 15 minutes
The Muppets meet Mickey Mouse. (The Muppets at Walt Disney World, 1990)
Using the phrase "ancient common law" instead of just "common law" in a memo
They should do a funny Planet of the Apes. They got all those monkeys but it's always so sad....
2 yrs since I paid respects 2 a real one 🙏🙏🙏😭😭🎻
Peace is the masterpiece of reason. - Immanuel Kant, 1724 – 1804
Wünsche eine gute Nacht🌿💫 Der Friede ist das Meisterwerk der Vernunft. Immanuel Kant, 1724 – 1804 Picasso
“Will you love me in December as you do in May?” ― Jack Kerouac
@apa_blog Philosophers, like all people, are products of their times, and their ideas may reflect the prevailing norms and values, even those we now find objectionable. It's more important to critically engage with their main work and thought rather than focus on their aberrations.
Friends please pray for Will Noel, beloved medievalist, who died yesterday.
Never let them know your next move
i hold a record on the kobayashi maru. i’m the fastest person to ever say it was a no-win situation. they said, “george, we haven’t even finished explaining it yet.” i said, “doesn’t matter. can’t be done.” they accused me of cheating. there were hearings, inquiries.
An underrated parenting hack is that kids love branding. My 3yo won't drink milk when I offer it except when I say "here's your cold, fresh milk"
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