Assemblage 23 IKEA instructions @PithyOrNot
Writer, recovering alchy, if you blocked me 4+ years ago I should make amends, super awkward even online & not in a cool way A few decent things buried in my @s Bay Area, California Joined May 2012-
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Social anxiety is me right now, feeling like I’m about to throw up from stress at the thought of making phone calls about health insurance, and putting it off until Monday when I figure out how much of each antianxiety medication I can take beforehand without dying
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Nono, by all means keep the heater on in this sweltering, crowded bus. Let’s hotbox each other so our combined sweat-mist pours out the doors when they open like a fog machine
As someone with PTSD, fuuuuuck this holiday
I am not filled with confidence by this painting at my opthamplogist’s office
@Jacopo_della_Q Botulism for One, Botulism for Two
@Jessie_Devine A lot of the software that banks use is layered on top of systems programmed and virtually unaltered since waaaay before 2000. It was horrifying learning something so integral to society is running parallel to Oregon Trail and Lemonade Stand
Getting an eye exam and I learned that if they ask “better or worse” and there’s no difference and you say so they get happy bc it’s a trick question
@DerekSheen Immediately sent me back into my shell reading this, it’s like my inner voice created a physical avatar and mistakenly targeted you
Did Sarah H Sanders get pulled back into the pit at the farewell party or does she still have 13 days to steal someone else’s soul to take her place
But where are they going to find another (good looking?) bland white guy with -zero charisma- to play Batma- oh thank god
If you need me I’ll be burrowed into the frozen food section of Safeway to escape this nightmare heat. Just look behind the DiGiornos
@AlmondMilkHotel There’s a good YouTube vid showing how the directing on the US remake is garbage comparatively and knowing nothing about directing I still went “Oh. Why... why did they bother trying to remake it”
@AlmondMilkHotel “I never got to direct a NIN video and they wouldn’t give me their song usage rights” I took a wild guess that the director used to do music videos and IMDb confirmed it
@Scottishyogaboy @Scotland This is beautiful and I have a big dopey grin on my face
how do we destroy the sun
I’m going to die of heatstroke but the cats are snoozing in a puddle of sunlight They’re just letting me marinate in salty sweat before they dig in to my tender, sunbaked flesh
@ElleSteinmeyer That sounds like so much fun, I hope you’re enjoying yourselves!
@ventriclemouse Ffs that’s awful. I’ve gotten that too. A fundamental part of depression is constantly patching up the facade of being okay as it corrodes every minute of every day. You desperately want your pain to be seen and understood while simultaneously wanting to be invisible.
@ElleSteinmeyer I had the same fear, but more “wait was that tooth filling when I was a kid actually metal?” I found being inside the MRI soothing, I could have fallen asleep, it was like the bass at a club
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