President Birnbaum @PresidentBirn
MAKE AMERICA WEAR MESH SHORTS AGAIN! Hammonton, NJ Joined December 2016-
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Negotiating with foreign governments isn’t easy, but I use the tricks I outline in my book and it’s not so bad.
Listen, Kim Jong Un doesn’t like pineapple on pizza, and if that’s how he wants to be, we may have to completely destroy North Korea.
I don't even know what's going on in this country right now. I probably should, I'm the President, but I also have kids and Maddie works.
I never asked for loyalty. I asked him to pick up the dinner check because I forgot my wallet. I mean, I did have it with me, but, you know.
My fellow Americans, I bought every one of you a coffee today at Wawa. I'm paying for this personally & not using any tax dollars. Enjoy!
Since I can't get tax cuts passed, I bought all Americans coffee at Wawa tomorrow, 4/13. I take care of my people. All the coffee is on me.
I will never pass a law that restricts pineapple on pizza. That's ridiculous. It's great! #makepizzagreatagain
This is my day. Treat me with respect.
I can't believe none of you bought me gifts today.
Before I was the leader of the free world, I was a world-class pro wrestler. Here's a big match I had with George "The Animal" Steele. #RIP
My administration has no connections to Russia. They offered to back me for $50 million, I countered at $7.24, they said no. #negotiator
Here's a picture of me having a deep conversation with the queen of Israel. I didn't know Israel had a queen but she assured me she was.
I'm going to sign an executive order that allows me to challenge a bad law passed by Congress by throwing a red flag so it can be reviewed.
This so-called ex-President can't even flip a coin right. Why didn't they call me? I could have thrown the coin 40 yards downfield! Sad!
You know, I completely understand why Hillary used her own private email. Trying to crush candy on this government secured phone is unreal!
I made an appearance in PA (a state I won by a lot) to see this groundhog for myself. This animal knows nothing I don't. Fake news! Sad!
Just signed an executive order banning people who don't like Tom Brady from entering the US for 90 days until we figure out what's going on.
Negotiating with foreign leaders isn't easy. I try to get them off their game by wearing very loud shirts to distract them. Smart, right?
I've spent time talking to the protestors & I agree it's time we take action. We must work as partners. Want to split a block pool with me?
I've asked my team to create a tax reform plan with tax credits for stay-at-home dads who hire babysitters to watch kids while they're home.
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Em J I’m on Bluesky... @EmJJokinen
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