Improbable facts @ProbableToss
Facts we'd all like to be true. Lieshout Joined November 2016-
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@WingsScotland Is that the deluge from near the beginning or the light rain from later on?
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@piersmorgan why does everyone seem to hate you on here?
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Reminder to all US pals: today is Presidential Election Day.
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I've just seen the Batman shampoo in Tesco. I believe they are missing a key market by not producing a conditioner Gordon.
The #most #productive #time of day is for 20 minutes from 4.30pm.
1 in 10 UK #citizens are descended from #characters in #Shakespeare's plays (67% of them from the comedies).
The idea for the #Toblerone shape did not come from the #Alps, but rather from the #timing #belt on the inventor's car.
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RT for more #fantastical #facts! And #prizes!
@OttomanArchive is this @VerminSupreme?
Americans everywhere, the great @VerminSupreme should be your leader. This is a fact.
@mockeree they look just a little like @realDonaldTrump
@brokefully @SenyorAndres hey @god is this true?
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The "That moment when..." #rhetorical device is actually one of #Churchill's, developed by him when he was First Sea Lord
The #Keithiopians were the 10% of the population of Keith, Moray who were made Freemen of Addis Ababa in the 1950s
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🏴�... @m1kks
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anthony @an7zpant_
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