Problemswiththepuniverse @Problemswithth1

Drunken look into the world and the puniverse problems of the cucumber England, United Kingdom Joined January 2019

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Problemswiththepuniverse @Problemswithth1

7 years ago

When life give you lemons but somefucker squirts the juice in your eye ..... Fuck you karma

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Problemswiththepuniverse @Problemswithth1

7 years ago

What I hate most when being intimate ........... Holding in the farts

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youtube/Alonzo @alonzolerone

7 years ago

the best zodiac signs ranked 9. all 8. signs 7. are 6. perfect 5. in 4. their 3. own 2. right 1. PISCES!

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Problemswiththepuniverse @Problemswithth1

7 years ago

Friend asked me today , if you punched yourself and it hurt would you be strong or weak ?? Thoughts ?? #FallonTonight #questiontime

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Problemswiththepuniverse @Problemswithth1

7 years ago

I wonder what would happen if a burp became a bottom burp and a bottom burp became a burp ??? #problemswiththepuniverse

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Problemswiththepuniverse @Problemswithth1

7 years ago

Today's question : if bananas were blue and strawberries were purple and all other fruits and animals were different colours would we still eat them ? #foodfantasy #imhungry #cheeseontoast

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Problemswiththepuniverse @Problemswithth1

7 years ago

Using snap chat filters to make yourself feel better then you find the monkey face swap and nothing changes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂#monkeyface, #bored #snapchatselfie

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Problemswiththepuniverse @Problemswithth1

7 years ago

Turns out if you pick your nose something will eventually come out

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Problemswiththepuniverse @Problemswithth1

7 years ago

The thought of a sneeze being so strong it kills brain cells makes me think why are there still so many village idiots

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Problemswiththepuniverse @Problemswithth1

7 years ago

I don't want to adult today , if you need me I'll be in my blanket fort pretending to be a slug

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Problemswiththepuniverse @Problemswithth1

7 years ago

If my left foot was on my right foot and my right foot was on my left hand , my left hand on my head and my ribcage on my ass .... What colour would my bra be ?????