Simone @Pseudomonal
Nurse with a PhD. ITU š“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æ. Doctorate but very much not a doctor. Scotland Joined December 2013-
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Todayās Monday. Time for my weekly āhaving my PhD anonymously mansplained to meā. This time it comes with a false equivalence straw man argument.
Todayās Monday. Time for my weekly āhaving my PhD anonymously mansplained to meā. This time it comes with a false equivalence straw man argument.
Thereās a key part in here that is often overlooked. Senior nurses come from within the system, not from out of it. We are trained to know what we donāt know. Physician Assistants seem to be trained to the opposite, judged by their attitude here and in daily clinical encounters.
Thereās a key part in here that is often overlooked. Senior nurses come from within the system, not from out of it. We are trained to know what we donāt know. Physician Assistants seem to be trained to the opposite, judged by their attitude here and in daily clinical encounters.
No it wasnāt, hasnāt and wonāt. We are not the same. And you need to change your bio. Itās been a week.
No it wasnāt, hasnāt and wonāt. We are not the same. And you need to change your bio. Itās been a week.
Hey Stephen. This was 3 months ago which exceeds my definition of āshortlyā. Any news?
Hey Stephen. This was 3 months ago which exceeds my definition of āshortlyā. Any news?
The āwe look forward to the results of the independent Leng reviewā team are taking this well.
The āwe look forward to the results of the independent Leng reviewā team are taking this well.
The responses to this observation are quite remarkable. The short-sighted nature of the ill informed failing to make a connection between paying doctors the same as 20 years ago and then complaining they canāt see a doctor is staggering. You get the NHS you deserve. Fuck you all.
The responses to this observation are quite remarkable. The short-sighted nature of the ill informed failing to make a connection between paying doctors the same as 20 years ago and then complaining they canāt see a doctor is staggering. You get the NHS you deserve. Fuck you all.
I'm not a Resident Doctor. I am privileged enough to pay for a cleaner. I pay my cleaner £25 per hour. Resident Doctors are asking for less than that. My cleaner makes my house smell nice. A Resident Doctor will save your life. #Strikehard
Oh look another man threatening me by DM then blocking me so I canāt reply. How brave. How strong.
@OlivierPicardUK Can doctors pick up pharmacy shifts? Asking for a friend. It will reduce the burden on our pharmacist colleagues.
āThe evidence found in this review is limited and does not support the safety or effectiveness of indirect supervision of physician assistants in undifferentiated (pre-diagnosis) settings.ā bmj.com/content/390/bmā¦
Pretty hard typing into ChatGPT when youāre in V-fucking-T.
If youāve missed this clownfuck and his thread, weāre at the stage now where heās explaining to medical staff how AI is better than all of them. If it had arms. And legs.
Doctor! PAs! Wes! This guyās cracked it! All you need to do is āmirror your actions in AIā and disease will end. What the heck are you waiting for? Is Big Pharma paying you not to do this?
What the fuck is āPersonalised Medicineā and what other random ass shit is everyone else doing then?
What the fuck is āPersonalised Medicineā and what other random ass shit is everyone else doing then?
Stephen continues to show deep misunderstanding as to how safety works. Boeing doesnāt make airplanes and wait for them not to crash to prove theyāre safe. These are patients Stephen. They are entitled to more than āwell you prove weāre dangerous thenā. Do better.
Stephen continues to show deep misunderstanding as to how safety works. Boeing doesnāt make airplanes and wait for them not to crash to prove theyāre safe. These are patients Stephen. They are entitled to more than āwell you prove weāre dangerous thenā. Do better.
This person destroys any logic for Physician Assistants in 40 seconds
Apparently this is the state of the doctors mess at Solihull hospital, a part of @uhbtrust. Is there a reason you are currently growing a biohazard for your doctors to sit next to whilst they rest? Completely unacceptable.

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