Sweeper @PunkSweeper

no Joined July 2009

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Liv @Liv_Agar

a week ago

How it feels telling the group chat I don’t want to eat at the restaurant they planned because I don’t like the texture of the food they serve

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar

2 weeks ago

Big if true

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar

2 weeks ago

Trump: "I think we're gonna have something very very big coming up soon on autism. Autism is totally out of control ... we're gonna have a news conference early next week on autism."

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Sweeper @PunkSweeper

9 months ago

When the bar so loud you gotta mentally google translate the sounds people are making into words

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Sweeper @PunkSweeper

a year ago

I made this in an airport

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Sweeper @PunkSweeper

a year ago

Waymo is the best thing to happen to introverts since all the fast food restaurants added touch screen ordering

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Sweeper @PunkSweeper

a year ago

me and who neosabers.com/products/comba…

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taoki @justalexoki

a year ago

chat is this real

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Sweeper @PunkSweeper

a year ago

The second it becomes possible to DoorDash adderal it’s over for you fools

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Sweeper @PunkSweeper

a year ago

The sentiment that people are able to ignore strangers in public because of phones is bigass newspaper erasure

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Sweeper @PunkSweeper

2 years ago

is there a waiver I can sign that says that I don’t care if I die or whatever from having my tray table down in the last 45 minutes of the flight

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Sweeper @PunkSweeper

2 years ago

it is the lords year 2023 why do we still use hotel do not disturb cards that fly half way down the hall when you so much as breath on the door knob

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Sweeper @PunkSweeper

2 years ago

do airports and bars have special espn that loops the last football game that happened until the next one or is that what normal espn is

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every 6 months nintendo releases a community guidelines update like 1) events must not run during the month of may (sounds too similar to "mayrio") 2) entry fee can only be collected via buffalo wild wings gift cards (max value $15) 3) melee players 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉

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Sweeper @PunkSweeper

5 years ago

#SaveSmash

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Sweeper @PunkSweeper

5 years ago

#FreeMelee

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No Buttons @No_Buttons

5 years ago

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC

5 years ago

Fracking is bad, actually

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TSM Leffen @TSM_Leffen

5 years ago

and as usual, every single top to decent player has been nice, further confirming my theory that there is nothing more toxic than insecure, underperforming young adult males