Pussenta @Pussenta
Complacent like a placenta, pussenta watch me enta the room I'm a mouse-enda, surrenda! Joined January 2011-
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There must be tons of birds. Like, 75 or more
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gonna start blaming everything on how handsome and wealthy i am
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War in the Middle East and I'm trying to write tweets about how funny the word "Plums" is
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you can stare off into the distance at pretty much anything when you’re bored and I consider that watching baseball
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4:20 eat a falafel
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(furrows brow in thought) but what if titties had GIRLS...(light bulb lights up over head)
Got some snacks, put those snacks in my body.
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The street slang for digestive system is “meat maze.”
I'm sck of most stuff until I look at food, always puts me in a friendlier mood...
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Reports now indicate the birds in Arkansas likely died of exhaustion while working together to lift a giant, really annoying symbolic whale.
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Lost my place in a presentation, so I scat-sang a mix of industry buzzwords and nonsense. That only worked for five hours.
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God cried fowl in Arkansas over racist comments concerning preferential treatment of black birds
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Still debating whether to use "You know the drill" as my outgoing voicemail message.
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If you are offended by any joke I make, I can assure you it was not directed your way. The universe does in fact not revolve around you!
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1 out of 5 dentists is illiterate, and could not complete the survey.
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everyone who buys Snookie's new book gets a free month of valtrex.. for some of you this news is phenomenal!
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