Da Blu Pill @DaBluPill
I CHOSE DA BLU PILL......MY EYEZ WERE OPENED! Matrixx Joined December 2010-
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I’m not saying Trivia Crack is easy but I’m undefeated and missed a question about the number of Friends.
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SALESMAN: What can I do to put you in a car? ME: Piggyback ride SALESMAN: Have a license? ME: Yes. YOUR license SALESMAN: Give me that!
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Meat, meet Virginia. Virginia, meat. Meat, Virginia. *steak shakes hands with state*
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Have you tried rebooting the sun?
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"The hooook brings you snaaacks," I sing, using a long, thin metal hook to steal chips from a vending machine
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Happy new year, people who smooth and fold paper trash before throwing it away.
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A great thing about Iggy Azalea is how everyone would believe it if you said she performed with Wall Street bankers in black face.
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If your boss says, "You eat pop tarts for breakfast a lot?" Do NOT respond with, "Yeah. You ask stupid fuckin questions a lot?"
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rappers pop up w/ names like "Chief Justice Antonin Scalia" & a whole generation thinks thats "duke w/ that song bout smokin nutmeg"
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10% of the time people write WTF, it means "Where Those Frogs?"
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Just showed this baby a picture of my parents.
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Hey men I follow who masquerade as women, I see you. I know. And I don't care. Xo
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Sure. I dance with the devil. But I always fucking lead.
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