Pyper Perri: Melon Smuggler 🍈🍈 @PyperPerri
Caring, happy, nerdy, bonkers, 38FF jugs. Guitar, motorbike, pilot, embarrassing dancer, swears like a sailor Happily Married | ADH...Oh look, a squirrel! pornhub.com/model/pyper-pe… UK Joined June 2022-
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@CuteRedPandaHelpDesk Not quite sure what the issue is but I stated, quite clearly, a few months ago that this little dude needs to be living with me, but unfortunately he's yet to arrive. Can someone please explain the hold-up?
@CuteRedPandaHelpDesk Not quite sure what the issue is but I stated, quite clearly, a few months ago that this little dude needs to be living with me, but unfortunately he's yet to arrive. Can someone please explain the hold-up?
OMFG! 😂😂
Ok, erm...why?
😂Funny but ew!
Him: "Oi, Boobs! Get your clogs on!" Got taken out for lunch - Thai food! Then proper ice cream from a van! Home now and opened a bottle of wine. What a fucking fantastic day it turned out to be! 💖
Do you think there are cows on the moon? You know, the ones that landed on it before the famous one eventually managed to jump right over it. Mooooooooon. Ok, fine...tits:
It's science!
Aw, no! It seems that if we sell everything, including the house, we may be able to afford a canal boat and stop working. This is dangerous information and would change ALL of our current plans. I'm not sure I'm mature enough to handle this level or responsibility.
Rude! Understandable, but still rude.
Ooh! Let's see how many people I can annoy with this one...
Went to the pub yesterday afternoon and evening, so things are happening slowly this morning. However, the ☀️ is out, so I'm determined to get out and enjoy it! I think I'll wear this!☀️😎 Although, if I run, this happens. 😳 What d'ya reckon?
Wow, this is pretty cool!
Yes, I learned this lesson when I was training to be an astronaut for MI5
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This does not look like the correct way to install VLC. 
@PyperPerri Sorry for the delay in getting back to yourself Mrs melon's But it seems that a Mr WADEY Wilson @wilson_wadey of the Gower Welsh Wales scooped the prize And has even managed to house train the little blighter But he's still working on the anger and swearing issue's 😂🤣
Spent 4 days in the Lake District…never saw the sun once
Adorable little chap. I want one too lol
@PyperPerri Aww so cute 🥰🥰🥰 I want one too lol
Red Panda eating an apple.. 😊
@PyperPerri @NoContextBrits You don't fuck about with the king's guard son Might look like toys But bite 😁
@PyperPerri About as much good as tits on a fish!
@PyperPerri I imagine that's what you and monkey at spin class would be like 😜
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Fuck around and find out.