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When I hold up my finger outside, a bird should land on it. Their distrust is rude. Bedford Falls Joined October 2020-
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The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead when the skies of November turn gloomy.
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead when the skies of November turn gloomy.
Dear states with overly strict age-of-consent laws: Please provide victim ages in the sex offender registry, so PARENTS can tell apart the • 50 yos who prey on 4 yos • 24 yo chicks who bang 18 yo students • 19 yos with 17 yo gfs whose strict dads demand prosecution
If a man retires from a medical profession that doesn't exist, is he still working?
If a man retires from a medical profession that doesn't exist, is he still working?
Like many 90s activists, I was variously assaulted, robbed, censored, trapped by leftist students, faculty, staff Despite photos & witnesses (including cops), my university & leftist town always refused to prosecute Now it's everywhere. Our tolerance failed. Why not ruin them?
Leftists are so certain they're the good guys, no facts can make them recognize this is all miniscule payback for 30+ years of their hate-fueled lawfare and censorship.
Leftists are so certain they're the good guys, no facts can make them recognize this is all miniscule payback for 30+ years of their hate-fueled lawfare and censorship.
"Years of complaining about cancel culture" didn't stop you from cancelling us, did it? Let's try reaming you devils with your double-standards until you beg for forgiveness.
"Years of complaining about cancel culture" didn't stop you from cancelling us, did it? Let's try reaming you devils with your double-standards until you beg for forgiveness.
"Religious extremists" are only violent if their religion is violent. Pacifist Ahmadiy and Sufis are Muslim moderates. They don't take Muhammad literally. Pacifist Amish and Quakers are Christian extremists. They take Jesus literally.
"Religious extremists" are only violent if their religion is violent. Pacifist Ahmadiy and Sufis are Muslim moderates. They don't take Muhammad literally. Pacifist Amish and Quakers are Christian extremists. They take Jesus literally.
Progressives have purged millions of conservatives and libertarians from academia, publishing, licensed professions, the military, and social media. The right's done turning the other cheek. How do you like living by your rules?
Progressives have purged millions of conservatives and libertarians from academia, publishing, licensed professions, the military, and social media. The right's done turning the other cheek. How do you like living by your rules?
Right-wingers: STOP JUSTIFYING CANCEL CULTURE We don't want evil leftist rules. We should force leftists to live by their own evil rules to *torture them into abolishing those rules*.
I know this will probably get lost in the comments but sometimes when I’m home alone I like to go out in my garden and cover myself with dirt and pretend I’m a potato
I know this will probably get lost in the comments but sometimes when I’m home alone I like to go out in my garden and cover myself with dirt and pretend I’m a potato
Dad didn't care about scarring his son. Dad gave ball to the birthday boy, then stole it to appease a banshee. The Marlins can't fix that.
Dad didn't care about scarring his son. Dad gave ball to the birthday boy, then stole it to appease a banshee. The Marlins can't fix that.

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Nuclear_Circus @Nuclear_Circus
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SweetDee @RealUnsweetDee
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Chloe @Chloe78940187
77 Followers 2K Following "Just because you are offended doesn't mean you are right." - Charlie Kirk
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Woodworking For Ross ... @ZimmerHandcraft
439 Followers 1K Following I run a small sign carving business out of my home. #FreeRoss
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theREALhotdoggity @hotdoggitylife
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Augustus Stanley @subtlechemism
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Stuff Miami @StuffMiami
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Thomas Massie for Con... @MassieforKY
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366 Followers 1K Following Peterpanarchist, painter, poet, shooter of guns,🍍🧊 meme art, skate till you die, not a real libertarian or Garcia, Larry Bird is god, probable spam
🏳️⚧️ Drea... @Ayychley
8K Followers 4K Following 🏳️⚧️🏴 Anarchist • Trans • Guns • Weeb • Not a victim • XY & never claimed otherwise • I love Stirner, Jung, axolotls, @warwallaby & @bogdogwow 🏴☃️
FMU Armed Ape Takeove... @FMUniverse84
24K Followers 2K Following Brokering joy in your hearts and minds. Keep👏Clapping👏Bitch👏 GOVERNMENT IS THE BAD GUY Listen to my pOdCasT https://t.co/GWDkKpSJp7 $forestmommy
3DrakaiNa 👻 (G.A.N... @3DrakaiNa
21K Followers 5K Following Eggnog connoisseur Good vibes Anti-war Cap & ball enjoyer Freelance engineer 3d printing Pick-me Lunatic with a banjo 3D2A 🌛❤️🌜
🏴☠️ Kentuck... @BonafideKRS
29K Followers 2K Following Patron Saint of Bourbon, Beans & Cornbread. A fan of waffles and long walks. We don’t rent pigs. Proud political orphan. #FruitJarCrew #SpecialNeedsMafia
🦋🌸Rachel🌸�... @Russtophocles1
8K Followers 5K Following Ancap, twitter is a PsyOp Rothbardian enemy of state, guns, against the next war, Ron Paul, Austrian econ, trust Jesus🏳️⚧️ alt @rachelocles
Nuclear_Circus @Nuclear_Circus
4K Followers 4K Following Shook the door, The rattled frame, Break my soul, The window pane, Cuts the wrist, Painted pain. Unabashed supporter of @TrashRadio_ Friend to @TheAcidPunk
LIZZY💥 @LizzyStarrrdust
16K Followers 4K Following Freedom liberty & anti-institutional narrative enthusiast. Spider from Mars. Enthusiastic Pirate Wench 🏴☠️ Skankly Tweeter, CEO, Nuanced Filled Twat fest🤘
🔫 Fullsend! ArE0La... @warwallaby
2K Followers 2K Following 🏴 massively invading this world of the internet; unnaturally good at tetris. Hoplophile 💚 wife @ayychley borf @bogdogwow | the culture is lit and I had a ball
Samurai Apocalypse @HeatherIsUnsane
13K Followers 5K Following “When they own the information they can bend it all they want.” -JM🦚 Nostalgia•Music•Liberty•Memes•Mayhem
Jude ⚜️Geaux Tige... @wooknponub
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Q Moe Dee @NotABBWLover
19K Followers 15K Following Onwards and upwards. Truck Driver. Hotep. Wrestling fan. Huscular AF. Anti pineapple pizza.
IntellectualDorkWeb @Intel_Dork
21K Followers 3K Following Political alien, freedom lover, free speech absolutist, occasionally clever. Lover of movies, comics, music, video games/board games, etc. wife to @a_apolitical
SweetDee @RealUnsweetDee
9K Followers 2K Following One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied…
ChickenTender @voluntaryasmine
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TopLobsta @TopLobsta
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Shopping for Smitten ... @ardobla77
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❤RSG🖕 @rlshtygngr
4K Followers 3K Following Mom, wife, animal lover, rancher, baker, neighborhood smartass, kinda retarded.
Idaho Joe #USSenate20... @IDJoe4Idaho
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1.3M Followers 2K Following My previously canceled book, Loserthink, is back as a 2nd edition! (Mostly same as first.) Only at Amazon. Make sure you get the white cover shown above.
Tiger @CussNChan
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ShineOnMe @Sonny972343053
707 Followers 1K Following I stand with Massie because the Constitution still matters to some of us. Especially Article 1 Section 8. Lower spending. MAHA
DL Cummings (LibertyD... @libertydadpod
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553 Followers 2K Following Your feels are my nourishment. I am the digital blackface your wife's boyfriend warned you about. Make America Monarchist Again. Always Parody and Satire.
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Woodworking For Ross ... @ZimmerHandcraft
439 Followers 1K Following I run a small sign carving business out of my home. #FreeRoss
Phil Collins🇺🇸 @Darkllamaboy
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Nick Freitas @NickJFreitas
371K Followers 1K Following Husband | Father | Green Beret Combat Veteran | Representing James Madison's district in the VA House of Delegates | I defend #Liberty🇺🇸
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7K Followers 503 Following Im just a big nobody in a sea of somebodies💥 👉 👉 👉 *See Highlights*🐸 *reposts aren’t endorsements (formerly sassfarmer)
Augustus Stanley @subtlechemism
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Lisa @Limare64
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127 Followers 384 Following Don't follow me back. I don't post or comment.
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394 Followers 285 Following Here for the lulz! I love stealing memes and dropping them! I’m just here for the lulz!
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Martin Frances @tigersharkLSU
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Jake Day @WhiskySmiles
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576 Followers 3K Following Want to start a revolution? Revolution begins with a thought, is given traction with small actions, and culminates with great feats.