justinsays @QuotesDeJustin
Shit people think, but won't say. Planet Earth Joined April 2011-
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Lifes short speak your mind! Your only here once. Remember courtesy reach arounds are always appreciated. #quotesdejustin
Four whores and seven beers ago...
Male gay friend of mine says I hope I didn't offend you. I answer with a tight trumpet like fart and reply I hope that doesn't offend you?
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his gaping balloon knot keeps winking at me !) #quotesdejustin
Homemade bean soup for dinner. Stacy "did you just fart while blowing you nose"? Me " yeah.. what do you think?.. Bean soup!"#quotesdejustin
Bin laden is dead now we are truly safe! How convenient before reelection.....#quotesdejustin.
News flash. If you listen to stupid people, that makes YOU stupid!#quotesdejustin.
Apologies.. Its seems you have mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck. #quotesdejustin
A courtesy reach around would really turn this shizen day around. #quotesdejustin
As far as I'm concerned, EVERYDAY is hump day. #pimphandstrong
If you don't recognize the scent of the alpha-male, it will be handled otherwise. #quotesdejustin.
Wood makes me angry. Especially pressure treated wood. #quotesdejustin
@Timavd I be where I'm at. I 'm at where I be. Who got some snacks for the petro?
sometimes live music gives me a half chub. #quotesdejustin
Who's the disturbed one? You're the one who's playing slipknot while we're eating blessed eggs.
It's a brown-eyed affair...not to be confused with the brown guy affair.
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