Shit My Friends Say @QuotingBros
Just letting you all in on the weird shit I hear on a daily basis. WARNING: All content is out of context and completely annonymous... Joined October 2012-
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"Homeless people don't wear condoms"
"Do you think weed is like the steroids of competitive eating ?"
"At the gym I just have porn playing in my headphones"
"Being the valedictorian at an all girls school is like being your class's smartest cook"
"I just watched two dudes makeout instead of signing up for my psych test.....story of my life"
"Girl, you make me wanna masturbate"
"I mean, I love shaving my ballsack but I hate how it sticks to my legs"
"Never again shall I eat burgers before bed, dutchoven city"
"Hey man, the first rule of streaking is don't get lost"
"You left last night in towels and came back naked"
"Um no sorry, you can't use the hottub cause someone thought it'd be funny to poop in the corner and now the room needs to be sanitized"
"We've actually never had sex, just a lot of chindo use"
"It's not a cover fee, it's a color fee"
"Best part is that my Nike fuel still works when I masturbate"
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