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Drunk Single Broad @SingleBroad

My boyfriend is a tall, dark, and tasty beverage I call whiskey. Joined July 2012
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Drunk Single Broad @SingleBroad

13 years ago

Black out or back out.

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Drunk Single Broad @SingleBroad

13 years ago

I'm on a highway to the corner of blackout boulevard and struggle street tonight.

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Drunk Single Broad @SingleBroad

13 years ago

I enter the bar like pre-breakdown Brittany and leave like post-breakdown Brittany.

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Drunk Single Broad @SingleBroad

13 years ago

Yah I remember the first time I saw a real penis and casually stated "hello there I have heard so much about you!"

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13 years ago

I get drunk and you start to look better. It's a win, win.

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13 years ago

I will not drink tonight, I will not drink tonight,I will not drink tonight, I will no-hey is that tequila?

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Drunk Single Broad @SingleBroad

13 years ago

*Best friend breaks up with bf* I'm all like "HEY BITCH LETS GO TO THE CLUB LETS GO TO THE CLUUUUUB". 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

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14 years ago

"Hey I'm drunk, how am I doin' so far?" Works like a charm.

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Drunk Single Broad @SingleBroad

14 years ago

Going to the bar sober is terrifying due to having to witness what you most likely look like every weekend. I'd rather just not ever know.

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Drunk Single Broad @SingleBroad

14 years ago

Is that your mother? Why let me introduce myself as I'll most likely be the person you end up in jail with at some point. #Friendship.

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Drunk Single Broad @SingleBroad

14 years ago

I can't wait to be the blushing bride instead of the red faced lush in the back row crying amongst an array of wine bottles.

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Drunk Single Broad @SingleBroad

14 years ago

I lose items depending on the day. Basically if it's mon to thurs it's bobby pins and elastics. Fri to sun it's mostly my shoes and dignity.

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Drunk Single Broad @SingleBroad

14 years ago

@brennadawn your twitter is all messed up and has been sending me msgs for friggin months. Driving me INSANE. Invest in a new account!!

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Drunk Single Broad @SingleBroad

14 years ago

Veeeeeery sneaky sir. Very sneaky.

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Drunk Single Broad @SingleBroad

14 years ago

Just because you can't dance..doesn't mean you shouldn't - Alcohol.

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Drunk Single Broad @SingleBroad

14 years ago

@AyJax187Service PIE? ❤

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Drunk Single Broad @SingleBroad

14 years ago

I don't care if the glass is half empty or half full. As long as there is whiskey in it.

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Drunk Single Broad @SingleBroad

14 years ago

Don't tell me drinking isn't cute, bitch, I'm not trying to be cute, I'm trying to get drunk.

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Drunk Single Broad @SingleBroad

14 years ago

Go ahead and judge my lifestyle. We're all going to die, I just intend to deserve it.

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Drunk Single Broad @SingleBroad

14 years ago

I'm allergic to booze and narcotics, I always break out in handcuffs.

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