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It's really amazing just how much of a fucking loser this guy was and continues to be. Complete waste.
Johnny Manziel says he burned through $100,000 in casino credit after Cleveland cut him, then forgot about the debt until a call gave him 24 hours to pay it back “I remember, after I get cut in Cleveland, I learned about casino credit and getting a wire and walking to the table
trump and Republicans have not learned their lesson yet from their disastrous Iran war. Now they want to “conquer” Cuba. Angry? Make sure you frickin vote and get 10 of your family and friends to vote in the midterms. Send them an electoral message to remember.
Trump on taking Cuba: "I think I'll have the honor of conquering Cuba. That wouldn't be bad. It would be a great honor. I can liberate it or conquer it, I think I can do what I want with it."
And I think we are all tired of hearing free speech lectures from someone who spent more time writing about banh mi at Oberlin than he did about Trump's abuse of the FCC, Trump's defamation law suits, or the hundreds of ppl who were fired for criticizing Charlie Kirk.
why don't men solve their loneliness crisis by just adopting a cat?
this is like swallows returning to Capistrano. thiel returning to Trump skepticism when he falls under 34% approval.
Experienced FBI counterterrorism experts were punished for refusing to investigate something that, at most, warranted the attention of the DC Metro police.
BREAKING MS NOW: Two veteran FBI counterterrorism supervisors have been removed from their jobs after a disagreement over an investigation involving alleged harassing phone calls made to Katie Miller, the wife of Stephen Miller, multiple people familiar with the matter told MS
I still think Americans complain too much about gas prices and inflation - in part, because I was alive in the late 1970s. But Trump *ran* on inflation and the cost of living, then started a war that raised the price of gas after vowing he wouldn't. So... sowing/reaping
“If you tell people you run on, ‘Joe Bidendidn’t fix the economy, it’s clear that I am the only one who can do this. I am going to reduce prices, going to keep inflation down. I am going to fix this and also forever wars are bad and I’m going to drain the swamp’ and you break all
People who locked in a mortgage at 2% in 2021
I dunno what they think that’s going to solve, but he’s probably dumb enough to try it. Still gonna lose. 🤷♂️
NEW: Advisors reportedly urging Trump to declare martial law ahead of midterms, per The Atlantic.
Sheri Mecklenburg's full retirement letter to Chicago U.S. Attorney Andrew Boutros:
Ending a nearly 20-year career as a federal prosecutor, Sheri Mecklenburg made clear to U.S. Attorney Andrew Boutros "this is not a voluntary departure." She said she'd been "scapegoated" — and Boutros had done "incredible damage." From @Suntimes: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/20…
We're about at the point where Senators ask nominees the ultimate trick question: "Could President Trump create a rock so heavy that President Trump could not lift it?"
Senator to Trump nominee: “Do you think it’s possible for the president to ever be wrong about something?” Watch her squirm. It’s so hard to work for this administration and keep your dignity.
Oh my.
Honestly, I’d quit lawyering if I got this order courtwatch.news/p/192-holy-lan…
yep.
Unfortunately for Republicans, the situation is very easy to describe: 1. Trump won a cost-of-living election 2. Then he publicly announced a plan to raise the price of imports 3. Then he even-more-publicly started a war that raised the price of gas 4. Meanwhile, he got rich
Fumbling the smokeshow heiress to one of the largest Private Equity fortunes in the history of capitalism is very on brand for Aaron Rodgers if we’re being honest. Always choked when it mattered the most
"My ex is currently on a press tour talking about how he never loved anyone he dated after 2017." Aaron Rodgers' ex-girlfriend Mallory Edens saw him say he hasn't loved anyone he's dated since 2017 (they dated in 2023) and isn't exactly thrilled
Sen. DURBIN: Sheriff, what was the breaking point for you? Sheriff who ended county Flock contract: They [Flock] would not give me answers. There was too much disinformation and dishonesty.
I needed a cigarette after this newsletter. Treat yourself thebulwark.com/p/portrait-of-…
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